All hacks.

[Borislav]

All I am seeing is hacking codes and anything related with hacking, why?

 

[Doge]

What do you mean?

 

[uglybutcher]

On the website or in minecraft?

 

[arches]

Hello, Kwadwo. This is a valid and reasonable question to ask. I, too, can agree that there seems to be an outbreak of hacking related things on these forum, and here’s the reason why. I figured this out last night, laying in bed pondering the deepest darkest questions about Mc-Market. I’ll give you the shortened version.


Something that all the hackers have in common - owning a toaster with two slots for bread. These are common. However, on a very rare occasion, overnight the two slot toaster turns into a three slot. I heard from an elite hacker that they call them “200gb Booters” in the community. Essentially these 3 slot toasters can boot any brick. They are quite dangerous. This still doesn’t answer your question, though.


I had the opportunity to interview a hacker who went by the screen name of PussySlayer666.

Here’s what he said.

“Well, really why we migrated to Mc-Market is simple. Mc-Market shortened is MCM. If you give every letter in the alphabet a number, starting as ‘A = 1; B = 2’ and so on, MCM = 13 3 13.”


This is all Mr. Slayer was allowed to share with me, but I was able to figure it out. If you group every number, you get “333 11”. If you keep the first part and add the two 1’s, you get “333 2”. Multiply the two numbers and you get 666.


What you can conclude from my work is this-


Satan himself had all these hackers here. Why? He wants to have a pool of hackers ready at his disposal. As soon as one of these hackers’ toasters evolves into a 3 slot, Satan will have the power to boot any brick, rock, square of grass he so chooses. Do not let this happen! We must sympathise with these hackers who were forced to come here with no choice!

 

[Borislav]

Hello, Kwadwo. This is a valid and reasonable question to ask. I, too, can agree that there seems to be an outbreak of hacking related things on these forum, and here’s the reason why. I figured this out last night, laying in bed pondering the deepest darkest questions about Mc-Market. I’ll give you the shortened version.


Something that all the hackers have in common - owning a toaster with two slots for bread. These are common. However, on a very rare occasion, overnight the two slot toaster turns into a three slot. I heard from an elite hacker that they call them “200gb Booters” in the community. Essentially these 3 slot toasters can boot any brick. They are quite dangerous. This still doesn’t answer your question, though.


I had the opportunity to interview a hacker who went by the screen name of PussySlayer666.

Here’s what he said.

“Well, really why we migrated to Mc-Market is simple. Mc-Market shortened is MCM. If you give every letter in the alphabet a number, starting as ‘A = 1; B = 2’ and so on, MCM = 13 3 13.”


This is all Mr. Slayer was allowed to share with me, but I was able to figure it out. If you group every number, you get “333 11”. If you keep the first part and add the two 1’s, you get “333 2”. Multiply the two numbers and you get 666.


What you can conclude from my work is this-


Satan himself had all these hackers here. Why? He wants to have a pool of hackers ready at his disposal. As soon as one of these hackers’ toasters evolves into a 3 slot, Satan will have the power to boot any brick, rock, square of grass he so chooses. Do not let this happen! We must sympathise with these hackers who were forced to come here with no choice!

Mind blown.