Something awkward

[Sentinel]

Just chilling at home one night
Eating and on the computer like usual
This brilliant idea pops into my mind
Find phone and get on tinder
Uncontrollably start swiping
Every 3rd girl looks like a whale
Likeigiveafuck.gif

Check phone again later
About 5 matches
Nowtosealthedeal.exe
Taking away like Shakespeare
Mingle my way down to 1 girl
Eventually convince her to come over
Looks like a sketchy goth chick
Tells me she'll be here in 10 min

Sound at the door
Tell her to come in
Evil looking walrus slides into my house
Engageawkwardness.com
Let out beta conversation starter
Bitch starts talking about conspiracy theories
Eventually i just go for the kiss
As I get closer she directs her mouth elsewhere
Mouth is literally up against my ear
She whispers: "Read the first letter of every sentence

 

[Ocleminus]

this made me weep real jesus tears
r8 8/8

 

[Brazy]

top kek

 

[thebaum64]

Umm... I am so confused...

 

[Sentinel]

SO ORIGINAL, LOVE IT DUDE.

Have never seen that on green text before.

ffs

Hold your horses lol, It was just something funny never said it was original

 

[kitcat]

tawp kek!

 

[montyburly]

why did she wisper that

 

[Sentinel]

why did she wisper that

Something goth people do I guess