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    You're like STDs, nobody wants you, everyone hates you and it proves your parents should have...

    You're like STDs, nobody wants you, everyone hates you and it proves your parents should have used protection.
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    two wrongs dont make a right like your parents for example

    two wrongs dont make a right like your parents for example
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    why dont you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma

    why dont you slip into something more comfortable, like a coma
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    can i borrow your face because my arse is on holiday

    can i borrow your face because my arse is on holiday
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    The only positive thing about you is your HIV status

    The only positive thing about you is your HIV status
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    Is that your face? Or did your neck just throw up?

    Is that your face? Or did your neck just throw up?
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    With a face like yours i would wish i was blind

    With a face like yours i would wish i was blind
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    if you really want to know about mistakes ask your parents

    if you really want to know about mistakes ask your parents
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    i would ask how old u are but u cant count that high

    i would ask how old u are but u cant count that high
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    Your so ugly when you popped out the doctor said aww what a treasure and your mom said yeah lets...

    Your so ugly when you popped out the doctor said aww what a treasure and your mom said yeah lets bury it
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    It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.

    It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.
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    You will never be the man your mother is.

    You will never be the man your mother is.
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    wadup twat boy say anything and ill punch you in the dick and set your nipples on fire

    wadup twat boy say anything and ill punch you in the dick and set your nipples on fire
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