I hate it when my wife yells at me saying if I’m listening. It’s such an awful way to start conversations.
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Money grows on trees
Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts.
Want to hear a sad, realistic joke?
Life and love.
Why don’t scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything.
fun fact
Astronomically, Winter starts with the winter solstice (around December 21 in the Northern Hemisphere and June 21 in the Southern Hemisphere), and ends with the spring equinox (around March 21 in the Northern Hemisphere and September 21 in the Southern Hemisphere).
“Life is a beach, I’m just playing in the sand”
Unfortunately, anxiety and depression affect more than 45% of people and seeing a charity helping people within their free time and making their life better it's such an amazing feeling, hope they keep helping people and thank you, Cam, for doing an extraordinary giveaway. Good luck everyone and Thank you Beyond Blue.
A man tells his friend, "I know a guy who has a small dick and sounds like an owl."
His friend asks, "Who?"
What’s the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snow balls.
lol sry
I am already widowmaker
If you jump off a cliff, that's the end of your life.
People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day
Life is a deadly disease
Your dreams are only as far as you make them seem. Reach for your dreams!
*insert inspirational quote from who the heck knows*
Women only call me ugly until they find out how much money I make.
Then they call me ugly and broke...
So watch me strike a match
On all my wasted time
As far as I'm concerned you're
Just another picture to burn.
Burn, burn, burn baby burn
Everyone's being inspirational so here's my funny one
You can't go back and change the beginning, but you can continue where you are and change the ending.
My senior quote in highschool
"Life is a mess, do your best to clean yours up." -
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