Consider me*Professional Server Staff*

[Noah_Glick]

i am a Professional server staff. i don't need to be paid so, i am offering a one time opportunity for you to get me on your server for help.

 

[Pamphlet]

Dude, no one cares about "professional staff". Unless you have some special talent that can actually benefit servers beyond simple moderation, you are only going to be seen as a joke.