(Forum Game) Workplace Mishaps

[NotSoBoop]

You end up spending it on drugs and you die.

I don't work.

You become homeless and die from dehydration.

I work at Syncfusion.

 

[RW_Craft]

You contract HIV and AIDS and die.

I work for money.

penetration test, or the short form pentest, is an attack on a computer system with the intention of finding security weaknesses, potentially gaining access to it, its functionality and data.

Sorry for the offtopic btw

 

[NotSoBoop]

penetration test, or the short form pentest, is an attack on a computer system with the intention of finding security weaknesses, potentially gaining access to it, its functionality and data.

Sorry for the offtopic btw

Ik, I was being sarcastic because you said "Nope, not what you think."

 

[Wizard]

You find your mums "Private" photos when cleaning her room, and kill yourself..

I work as a 1980's style stripper who has an Afro..

Your afro catches on fire, and it burns your scalp as well. You can never grow hair again...

I'm a laser hair surgeon...

 

[aackert]

Your afro catches on fire, and it burns your scalp as well. You can never grow hair again...

I'm a laser hair surgeon...

While preforming a routine procedure on one of your regular clients, you accidentally nudge the laser and it does a full 180 deg. spin and burns out your right retina.

I am a recently divorced bald man in his mid 40's...