Minecraft Puns?

[Yuno]

Comment your puns below
Here's an example:
Oh no! I'm stuck in the nether! Guess i'll nether get out of here

 

[nara~kavi]

i'm shovel-y tired of drama xD~

 

[montyburly]

my dad called me into his room to see his morning "spruce wood."

 

[Brazy]

You turn my dirt into grass.

 

[nara~kavi]

You turn my dirt into grass.

i don't get it

 

[Brazy]

i don't get it

Me either

 

[SoldierAlex]

Me either

You should've said me nether

 

[montyburly]

you're like a cloud, when you go away it's a sunny and wonderful day

there are clouds on sunny days

 

[Mooks]

You make my piston sticky

 

[nara~kavi]

 

[Brash]

Hey Yuno. Last night a man was spotted looking into a window. My dad told me that a creeper was on the loose.