NAME COLOR GIVEAWAY

[Boy]

Hey guys. I'm giving out a RANDOM name color. If you say anything along the lines of simply "ENTER MI PL0X ILUV U 53VER!" you will be AUTOMATICALLY disqualified. You must write a short story about an Asian pedophile walking his hairless dog at 3 A.M. in Brownsville, New York. Here are the guidelines:
At least 200 words
No more than 500 words
English only prease
Use proper grammar
Try to be creative

THE PERSON WHO HAS THE BEST/MOST INTERESTING (IMO) WILL WIN!​

 

[Jackson]

Lol what a prompt

 

[Boy]

There was once an asian dog walking his hairless human. They were in a strip club, where the strippers were rabbits. After wasting away hundreds of dollars, they went to get a beer from McDonalds. But, as we all know, only Irish people get beer at a mcdonalds.

Then the Asian dog F$%^& the hairless owner.

They were clueless why they went to the strip club after that.

Good enough, entered!

 

[15568]

There was once an Asian Pedo walking a dog at 3 AM, until.... he saw an 11 year old boy, his name was Chilly, he decided to rape him. He went hard until the 11 year old boys parents called the police, the police captured him and put him into rape jail. At rape jail the police raped him. His ass hurt everyday.

Then Shrek came to rape jail, he got the guy to escape. The guy said "Shrek is love, Shrek is life." He got the powers of shrek after he died. Shrek came back alive and killed the guy with a baseball bat.

The End.

 

[Boy]

Hello Boy,

Here's your story as requested...

It was a cold early morning in Brownsville, we were rushing through a maze of vines and hidden traps the special school was about to open and all the young precious children would be there. Yob barked, he had fallen in an enormous hole with his legs being impaled by poisonous spikes, as I'm an Asian I quickly came to a decision. I would have to leave my cute hairless puppy in order to gain access to the pupils school in time as the gates were closing. My plan was to sneak into the locker room and smell their underwear however that won't be accomplished if I save Yob.

I cried and whispered "I'm sorry boy, I'll come back for you!" The school gates slammed shut! With me inside, I felt I had to complete this mission for my defenseless dying puppy and I was eager to do so. New York is such a busy city at 3 am no one would be suspicious if I made a lot of noise however I was still in stealth mode, not even high grade military equipment could discover me. After searching around I finally found the locker rooms where the smell of innocent sweet children hit me, I was paralyzed with a growing obsession to mastur....

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!?"

Oh sh*t better run!

This story is dedicated to Yob, rest in peace

I hope you enjoyed the story, good luck to everyone else!

noice, entetredered

 

[Errota]

Keep in mind, being racist breaks MC-Market's rules. No more comments like the above before I start giving warnings out.

 

[Aquargo]

best thing ever xD

 

[GiggityGerbert]

The Asian man walked down the pathway with a little squint in his eye was with his accomplice by his side, his Hairless dog almost a cat at first sight. He wondered down the streets with a belly of hunger on him. He simply brought his dog through the dog park. The sight of all the food around him was killing him. Every dog in sight was staring at his drooling mouth as he watched the nearby neighbours cook a scrumsious delight of a BBQ he asked to join. The neighbour replied with an ease of a please. As he slurped the last crumbs up off his plate, he noticed his dog was missing he called 'Chuck' and again 'chuck'. Suddenly the neighbour hit the floor he gave him mouth to mouth, no sign of life. His dog comes rushing back. As he calls the ambulance he hears growling from the other side of the rusty old bench. He saw bits of blood and skin crumble into a pile. The dog had killed the poor man. The man quickly dropped the call and shouted 'HELP' Assistance came, the dog turned up to the man. They both ran for their lives as a little feroucious dog chased the with his hairless legs. A man died that die... but look at the bright side, the asian did lose his dinner but he survived the attack and made a new friend.