Why did the zombie fail his tests?
Because he was a no-brainer
Because he was a no-brainer
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If a child refuses to sleep during nap time, are they guilty of resisting a rest?
I just watched a program about beavers...
It was the best dam program I've ever seen.
Whats a boomer?
You
When you ask a dad if he's alright, "No, I’m half left.”
Why is my dad late to my football game again?
I don't know.. I don't have a dad.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A no eye dear
What do you call a deer with no eyes or legs?
Still no eye deer
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef
French Fries weren't made in France, they were cooked in Greece.
Actually from Belgium
Original btw
Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Halloween party?
because he has no body to go with
I feel like floyd in this mayweather aahahaahah
no u a joke
dad joke
Dad Joke:
What do you call a cow with only 2 legs?
Lean beef!
[insert dad joke here]
Q: What happens when an artist has trouble finding inspiration? A: She draws a blank.Giveaway Joke
Why do you have two socks?
Because you can't fit two feet into one!
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