£5 BTC for the funniest joke

[Rifts]

Thread Title
£5 BTC for the funniest joke

Prize name
I am giving away £5 worth of Bitcoin

Requirements and other relevant information
Whoever's joke I think is the funniest can have the BTC. No rules for the jokes, no offence taken. LETS GO

End date
Dec 26, 2019

If award date is different from contest end date, please specify.
Dec 26, 2019

 

[Rifts]

What did little Jimmy want for christmas... a Jacket what did little Jimmy actually get ebola

Hahaha...hahave you ever told a decent joke? damn

 

[500miles]

I don't see the point of school shooting jokes..

I guess they are pointed towards a younger audience

 

[Dehy]

Math Teacher: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other hand, what do I have?"
Student: "A drinking problem."

 

[901cosmic]

[DOUBLEPOST=1577380860][/DOUBLEPOST]My grandfather says I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

 

[joerock777]

Why did the tissue roll cross the road? To step on the crack.

 

[SYALR]

Mary's Mother has 5 Children - Ua, Ue, Ui, Uo, and who?














hope u didnt fall for it!

 

[Nybon]

I threw a boomerang a few years ago.


I now live in constant fear.

 

[xtradehg]

Mom mom, I don't want to meet my grandpa anymore ... Shut up and keep digging

 

[N0k4m]

What is the difference between the snowman and the snowwoman.
The snowballs.

 

[Candid]

When you’re in the gym and the quiet kid is like

check out these guns

 

[Rifts]

What's the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler?

Usain Bolt can finish a race

[DOUBLEPOST=1577380860][/DOUBLEPOST]My grandfather says I'm too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

Both made me giggle, but I gotta choose a winner, and that person is Cheez. PM me for your BTC

Thanks for participating guys.