✿ Bad or Obvious Jokes

[Piigeon]

Post the worst or most obvious jokes you can think of. I don't care how offensive they are, but I'm not going to post ones that I think will get me warnings ✿

✿ What's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?
The holocaust.

✿ Why can't dinosaurs dance?
Because they're dead.

✿ What was Hitler's highest monthly bill?
The gas bill.

✿ What store do bears go to in order to buy honey?
The Busy Bee

 

[omarhachach]

This is a bad joke:
What do you call somebody with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.

This is a dark joke:
What is white on top and black on the bottom?
Society.

Your title is misleading. And wrong sub-forum.

 

[Hannes]

That hay one always gets me.

 

[Piigeon]

This is a bad joke:
What do you call somebody with no body and no nose?
Nobody knows.

This is a dark joke:
What is white on top and black on the bottom?
Society.

Your title is misleading. And wrong sub-forum.

I just didn't want to risk being reported. ✿

A girl with no arms and no legs is at the edge of a lake crying. A man walks up and asks her what's wrong. She replies, "I've never been kissed". They kiss, they go home. The next day she's crying again. He asks her what's wrong. "I've never been hugged". They hug. They go home. The next day she's crying again. He asks her what's wrong. She replies, "I've never been fucked" so he picks her up, throws her into the lake, and says "you're fucked"

 

[Impast]

This is a bit offensive but what can you do...
What do you call a jewish bunk bed.
An oven.....

 

[dawn]

Too dumb to think of any jokes, but regardless, I love these! - Other then the jewish jokes because I am one xD

 

[Piigeon]

This is a bit offensive but what can you do...
What do you call a jewish bunk bed.
An oven.....

What did Hitler get for Christmas?
A new ashtray.

 

[Impast]

What did Hitler get for Christmas?
A new ashtray.

It’s just been discovered that as well as writing a book, Adolf Hitler also wrote one of the first computer games…



Mein Kraft.

 

[Piigeon]

Why did 9/11 happen?

Because we had a republican in office.

Who are the fastest readers in existence?
9/11 victims. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds