Hey all!
I am TheBurntPhoenix. Some of you guys might know me as the famous free trailer dude that quit McMarket years ago:
https://www.mc-market.org/threads/410134/
Well now I'm back!!!
I've now moved away from making video content and started learning to manage servers. In the recent years I learned how to code, setup servers, and develop plugins.
For just $1.00, I will host a Minecraft server for you, provide you a custom made setup along with custom builds, as well as helping you do some basic configuring.
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Some of you guys may be wondering, "Wow, all that for just a dollar? How? Is it a scam? There must be some sort of catch right?"
Well, it's not a scam, as you can look at my history and see that I have perfect positive reputation
. However, just like all things that sounds too good to be true, of course there's going to be a catch
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Let me explain:
You see, good server hosting is EXPENSIVE. Most good Minecraft server hosts charges almost $5 per GB of ram per month! Now that's expensive, especially for small server owners looking to expand into a network.
Then all of a sudden, cheap Minecraft server hosting services were popping into existence out of nowhere... so of course that got me curious. 1$ per GB of ram??? I look at the reviews... WOW 5 STARS HUH? Definitely not fake...
But yea, there were a mixture of positive and negative reviews. By using my common sense, it seems like most budget ram hostings compromised ram for cpu and other hardware power, thus leaving you with a server that has a lot of ram but always lagging.
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After celebrating my 19th birthday yesterday and realizing how bored I am with my life, I decided to conduct a test:
I will test out EACH and EVERY single one of these budget Minecraft servers hostings, and see for myself which ones are the worst, and which ones are the best.
And guess who will be my test subjects? YOU GUYS! MUAHAHAHA!
Cuz letz be 4 realzies here, who duhzen't want a 1 dollar server that comes with builds and everything all set up???
Anyways, I owned several servers in the past. The setups you guys are getting will be from my old servers that I owned. I will configure some stuff for you guy's needs tho...
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So yea, the catch is that you guys are probably gonna get VERY laggy servers that would probably drive you mentally insane.
I mean HEY you got it for a dollar ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ...
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Are you guys still reading this? Ok if you guys made it this far, then I know you are all serious...
So you might be asking, "How do I claim a copy of that UNO dollar server?"
Well, it's easy:
1. You must APPLY down below my thread in this example format:
Minecraft Username: PlzGiveMeh1$Server
Type of server: Choose ONE: Skyblock, Factions, Prison, Creative, Survival.
Server name: WanDolurMc network
Your favorite color: RAAIIINNNNBBBBBOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!!
2. Paypal me $1 at [email protected] and make sure you say your MCM username in the paypal payment.
3. Sing "Happy Birthday: to me in PMs (JK you can skip this step).
But you guys MUST promise me one thing: Once I set up your server, I want you to leave an honest opinion of the server host under my thread. Here's an example of what I expect from you guys:
"MinecraftExampleHosting is so BAD! My server crashed every 5 minutes, server TPS is somehow negative 20, my files got hacked, and the server ping is now OVER NINE THOUSAND!!! 1/10 would not recommend!"
Honest opinions like the one above helps me with the research I'm doing, and I'll be able to determine the best and the worst of the budget hosting companies.
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Please not that:
1. Your server isn't permanent. If you want to upgrade or continue your server, you must repay the server hosting.
2. I am not responsible for what happens to your server. If your server gets hacked, crashed, or becomes unrunnable, I ain't coming on to fix it.
3. Once I receive the $1 payment from you, I will give you access to the console email, passwords, as well as all account info. You MUST change the accounts info as soon as you get them from me so that I don't get blamed for anything. All info will be sent to you on MCM PMs, NOT DISCORD! I ain't gonna risk getting in trouble for $1.
4. I will choose your hosting service.
5. You will not get a domain. Your ip will be in numbers! If you want a good looking server ip like play.ExampleMc.net, then you must buy your own domain, which is unrealistic considering the fact you're trying to get a $1 minecraft server...
6. If you chargeback, I won't even report you, because charging back a dollar is just really sad...
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Last but not least, I AM NOT YOUR PERMANENT DEVELOPER! I do not have time to babysit people's servers. I will legit only come on to make sure that your server runs, and I'll be off to do other servers.
If in the future you're thinking about getting private server setup specialists, I HIGHLY recommend:
[@VikingOmu]
https://www.mc-market.org/threads/400471/#post-3359671
VikingOmu is the one who actually taught me alot of the knowledge I know, and he helped me manage a network in the past. Super trustable!
*DISCLAIMER* Configuring a server really well is HARD WORK and takes ALOT OF TIME. Expect to pay AT LEAST $10-20 an hour for services from people like him!
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Lastly, for those of you guys who are too lazy to read all that, here's a video summarizing everything:
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For those of you interested in knowing how good I am at setting up servers, check out my own server: Sky-Fantasy.net
I am TheBurntPhoenix. Some of you guys might know me as the famous free trailer dude that quit McMarket years ago:
https://www.mc-market.org/threads/410134/
Well now I'm back!!!
I've now moved away from making video content and started learning to manage servers. In the recent years I learned how to code, setup servers, and develop plugins.
For just $1.00, I will host a Minecraft server for you, provide you a custom made setup along with custom builds, as well as helping you do some basic configuring.
___________________________________________________________________
Some of you guys may be wondering, "Wow, all that for just a dollar? How? Is it a scam? There must be some sort of catch right?"
Well, it's not a scam, as you can look at my history and see that I have perfect positive reputation
. However, just like all things that sounds too good to be true, of course there's going to be a catch ___________________________________________________________________
Let me explain:
You see, good server hosting is EXPENSIVE. Most good Minecraft server hosts charges almost $5 per GB of ram per month! Now that's expensive, especially for small server owners looking to expand into a network.
Then all of a sudden, cheap Minecraft server hosting services were popping into existence out of nowhere... so of course that got me curious. 1$ per GB of ram??? I look at the reviews... WOW 5 STARS HUH? Definitely not fake...
But yea, there were a mixture of positive and negative reviews. By using my common sense, it seems like most budget ram hostings compromised ram for cpu and other hardware power, thus leaving you with a server that has a lot of ram but always lagging.
___________________________________________________________________
After celebrating my 19th birthday yesterday and realizing how bored I am with my life, I decided to conduct a test:
I will test out EACH and EVERY single one of these budget Minecraft servers hostings, and see for myself which ones are the worst, and which ones are the best.
And guess who will be my test subjects? YOU GUYS! MUAHAHAHA!
Cuz letz be 4 realzies here, who duhzen't want a 1 dollar server that comes with builds and everything all set up???
Anyways, I owned several servers in the past. The setups you guys are getting will be from my old servers that I owned. I will configure some stuff for you guy's needs tho...
___________________________________________________________________
So yea, the catch is that you guys are probably gonna get VERY laggy servers that would probably drive you mentally insane.
I mean HEY you got it for a dollar ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ...
___________________________________________________________________
Are you guys still reading this? Ok if you guys made it this far, then I know you are all serious...
So you might be asking, "How do I claim a copy of that UNO dollar server?"
Well, it's easy:
1. You must APPLY down below my thread in this example format:
Minecraft Username: PlzGiveMeh1$Server
Type of server: Choose ONE: Skyblock, Factions, Prison, Creative, Survival.
Server name: WanDolurMc network
Your favorite color: RAAIIINNNNBBBBBOOOOWWWWWW!!!!!!!
2. Paypal me $1 at [email protected] and make sure you say your MCM username in the paypal payment.
3. Sing "Happy Birthday: to me in PMs (JK you can skip this step).
But you guys MUST promise me one thing: Once I set up your server, I want you to leave an honest opinion of the server host under my thread. Here's an example of what I expect from you guys:
"MinecraftExampleHosting is so BAD! My server crashed every 5 minutes, server TPS is somehow negative 20, my files got hacked, and the server ping is now OVER NINE THOUSAND!!! 1/10 would not recommend!"
Honest opinions like the one above helps me with the research I'm doing, and I'll be able to determine the best and the worst of the budget hosting companies.
___________________________________________________________________
Please not that:
1. Your server isn't permanent. If you want to upgrade or continue your server, you must repay the server hosting.
2. I am not responsible for what happens to your server. If your server gets hacked, crashed, or becomes unrunnable, I ain't coming on to fix it.
3. Once I receive the $1 payment from you, I will give you access to the console email, passwords, as well as all account info. You MUST change the accounts info as soon as you get them from me so that I don't get blamed for anything. All info will be sent to you on MCM PMs, NOT DISCORD! I ain't gonna risk getting in trouble for $1.
4. I will choose your hosting service.
5. You will not get a domain. Your ip will be in numbers! If you want a good looking server ip like play.ExampleMc.net, then you must buy your own domain, which is unrealistic considering the fact you're trying to get a $1 minecraft server...
6. If you chargeback, I won't even report you, because charging back a dollar is just really sad...
___________________________________________________________________
Last but not least, I AM NOT YOUR PERMANENT DEVELOPER! I do not have time to babysit people's servers. I will legit only come on to make sure that your server runs, and I'll be off to do other servers.
If in the future you're thinking about getting private server setup specialists, I HIGHLY recommend:
[@VikingOmu]
https://www.mc-market.org/threads/400471/#post-3359671
VikingOmu is the one who actually taught me alot of the knowledge I know, and he helped me manage a network in the past. Super trustable!
*DISCLAIMER* Configuring a server really well is HARD WORK and takes ALOT OF TIME. Expect to pay AT LEAST $10-20 an hour for services from people like him!
___________________________________________________________________
Lastly, for those of you guys who are too lazy to read all that, here's a video summarizing everything:
___________________________________________________________________
For those of you interested in knowing how good I am at setting up servers, check out my own server: Sky-Fantasy.net
