1K Posts AMA sorta kinda

[Cal]

So this is my one thousandth post on MCM. I've decided, for my 1 thousands post, I'll be answering literally any of your questions. I wont give you my paypal password, I do have half a brain, but there is virtually nothing off limits.

So, let's have fun shall we?

 

[Projecki]

give us your most awkward moment story

 

[Cal]

give us your most awkward moment story

Well, might not be my most awkward, but it is certainly the most awkward thing that has happened in a while.

Ok, so things happened the night before, and I ended up sleeping in girlfriend's bed that night... with no clothes on. Anyways, I am woken up to the door opening and her Grandma walking in... We both had covers over us but still...

 

[Projecki]

Well, might not be my most awkward, but it is certainly the most awkward thing that has happened in a while.

Ok, so things happened the night before, and I ended up sleeping in girlfriend's bed that night... with no clothes on. Anyways, I am woken up to the door opening and her Grandma walking in... We both had covers over us but still...

epIC!

 

[DerpPotatoMonkey]

how do you make a custom trade plugin, go step by step with exact code XD and PM me it lmao

 

[Cal]

how do you make a custom trade plugin, go step by step with exact code XD and PM me it lmao

hit the drop key then get the other person to pick it up.
im not a developer

 

[DerpPotatoMonkey]

lmao

 

[Wand]

How much money did you make off of Prime Technology.

 

[Grady]

Who made your profile picture?

 

[Jacob Nang]

Are you a virgin?

 

[Cal]

How much money did you make off of Prime Technology.

It's mostly been reinvested into my other projects. However, as a grand total, I've brought in roughly $1,000, though we could certainly get that number up with optimization. I'm never in this for the short-term quick buck. The long haul is almost always more profitable.[DOUBLEPOST=1505784337][/DOUBLEPOST]

Who made your profile picture?

I did![DOUBLEPOST=1505784386][/DOUBLEPOST]

Are you a virgin?

My awkward story (thanks for making me relive that Projecki) should be enough but no I am not.

 

[ugotsmashed]

Tell us how you lost your virginity xD

 

[Orochimaru]

What to do when you're to late and don't pull out.

WHat?

 

[Cal]

how long is your dick

7 inches.

What to do when you're to late and don't pull out.

Go to Plan B.

 

[ugotsmashed]

This is by far some of the funniest things ive seen in a while

 

[Cal]

Tell us how you lost your virginity xD

OK; so this is a mildly interesting story. I was on a trip with my mates to New York City. So one of the people in our crew, was my girlfriend at the time. She was sweet, looking back very controlling. We got back from our first Broadway show, and we were all gitty. We were screwing around in our hotel room, and me and her ended up getting locked in the bathroom by our friends. We talked for a while, got bored, then got horny... We turned on the shower and well... yeah..

What's Plan B

Plan B