3 Free Profile Pictures!

[iiDeane]

So basically, I'm giving away 3 free profile pictures to the people who tIell the best joke. Possibly more. Just comment below with MINECRAFT jokes.

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Winners Are Going to be added to a conversation.
Thanks to all who entered!

 

[Style]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To load the chunks!

 

[iiDeane]

Do puns count?


If there is ever a minecraft movie, then it's gonna be a BLOCKbuster.

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This is an example of a burn.
Burn = Burning without the ing
In Minecraft, you can burn people, etc.

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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To load the chunks!

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[Swervin]

What did Steve say to his girlfriend?
I dig you.

 

[Badger]

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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This is an example of a burn.
Burn = Burning without the ing
In Minecraft, you can burn people, etc.

This reminds me of Barney saying "Nice" and then offering Ted a high-five hahaha!

 

[iiDeane]

What did Steve say to his girlfriend?
I dig you.

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[iiDeane]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To load the chunks!

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Life is short..... So are you.

How is that a minecraft joke?

 

[Borshyy]

Im going to wood your hoe

 

[Victhetiger]

What's a ghast's favorite country?

The Nether-Lands!

 

[Deep]

"If there will ever be a Minecraft movie,then it would be a blockbuster"

 

[iiDeane]

What did Steve say to his girlfriend?
I dig you.

"If there will ever be a Minecraft movie,then it would be a blockbuster"

Those two were already entered.

"Have you heard of the creeper that went to a party?
He had a BLAST!"

10/10 - IGN

What's a ghast's favorite country?

The Nether-Lands!

You are like a redstone torch, you extend my piston!

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Can we do pickup lines? Or even some CS:GO puns?

Pickup lines are allowed, as long as they are MC Related and sorry. No CS:GO Puns (Unless you can make it relate to MC. XD)

 

[Erictigerawr]

Why don't blazes ever make businesses?

They keep firing people!