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[MountainDew]

Say something.
"Pick a shoe"
Make a sentence with it
"Pick a shoe, attack Thunderbolt!"

 

[rayzo]

Love!

Spoiler: Joke

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

 

[RestInPepsi]

Joke:

Police Officer:"How high are you?"
Pothead: "No officer, it's "Hi, How are you?"

 

[kitcat]

Before Marriage:
Boy: Ah at last. I can hardly wait.
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: No don't even think about it.
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of Course. Always have and always will.
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: Never. Why are you even asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance I get.
Girl: Will you hit me?
Boy: Hell no. Are you crazy?
Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Darling!
After Marriage: (Read from bottom to top)

Tats from the internet, but yeah, I had a lot of fun reading that last year.

 

[Articulated]

What's Osama's favourite car?

Porsche 911

 

[MrDaGree]

Q: Where does the electric cord go to shop?

A: The outlet mall. - See more at: http://reallycorny.com/#sthash.M4KzlOVI.dpuf

 

[Shattered]

This ends in 1 week.

 

[Paxton]

There was already a winner forgot to close thread.

 

[Boy]

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

EDIT: what does done mean

 

[Mazz]

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

EDIT: what does done mean

There was already a winner forgot to close thread.

 

[Plattiinum]

Who won?