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[ejer]

deez noots

 

[Steampunk]

where do bees go to get on a bus?
The buzz stop

 

[Catalinertt]

You're a joke.

 

[blackpink]

my fav joke is mcm

 

[xM1ck]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/519575014685540372/527954695105282064/video_7_1.mov

 

[Jekeltor]

There's three types of people in this World. People who can count, and people who can't.

 

[pomduh]

My profile picture is the joke. Whoever sees this can make me a new one if you want

Followed.

 

[RezzoMC]

Done

 

[TrippieWrld]

i saw a black guy riding a bike, but shortly realised, it was mine

thats not the full joke theres no punchline

the full joke is

I saw a black guy riding a bike, I thought it was mine so I raced back to my garage but thankfully he was still chained up begging for food

 

[on]

thats not the full joke theres no punchline

the full joke is

I saw a black guy riding a bike, I thought it was mine so I raced back to my garage but thankfully he was still chained up begging for food

yeah but black people think that they’re functioning members of society. it’s funny af

 

[Himalya]

Me: Are you sleeping dad?
Dad: DUDE HOW CAN YOU ASK A PERSON WHILIST HIS SLEEPING ?!?!

 

[Ava]

when I was a child we had a sandbox. It was a quicksand box. I was an only child... eventually.

 

[Deducts]

Bump

 

[Yandere]

Me: Hmm, that’s a familiar accent u got there...

Friend: Oh Wow

Me: Are you from Sugonstan?
*plays breakbot - baby I’m yours*

Friend: what tf is Sugonstan???
*CHANGE MY STATE OF MIND*
*LOVE SO HARD TO FIND*

Me: Suguon stan’s nuts bitch

 

[deletedplsremove]

I have followed lad and my favourite joke is my hairline LOL

 

[QuantumMS]

Done

 

[Pakistan]

done