A Story

[Ellieoxo]

The poked at ellie with the carrots until

she started crying and then

 

[Violet]

a hero came to defend Ellie but

 

[Ellieoxo]

fell down the stairs on the way then

 

[Dies]

fell down the stairs on the way then

She fell on hear head and went into a comma

 

[Astronaut]

Waking up 6 years later she realised

 

[Violet]

she had a kid

 

[Ellieoxo]

and named it peen because

 

[Ilay A]

and the kid was a professional scuba diver with

 

[Ellieoxo]

hairy legs

 

[Astronaut]

Only half a tank of oxygen left when

 

[Violet]

the shark attacked

 

[Ellieoxo]

the shark attacked

and ate her

 

[Astronaut]

*Sad Music Plays*

 

[Ellieoxo]

*Sad Music Plays*

then *this meme plays* ah shit here we go again

 

[Violet]

then we train our scuba divers and attack the shark

 

[Ilay A]

And the attractive scuba diver finds true love and kills the evil sharks

 

[zYEET]

but he broke up with her....

 

[Candidates]

and your all weirdos

 

[Sentiinel]

and your all weirdos

the weirdos then attack Candidates for ruining their thread