I am making a plugin that will use /jokes and need some good dad jokes anyone have some? I'll post the ones I have in the replies please make each joke a separate reply to keep my work organized.
Anyone got good dad jokes?
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A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter
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What type of computer sings?
A dell
A dell
What happens when doctors get angry?
They lose their patients.
They lose their patients.
I have a pet tree
Kinda like having a pet dog but the bark is quieter
Kinda like having a pet dog but the bark is quieter
what happened to the frog who parked in a handicapped spot?
He got toad.
He got toad.
Why do chicken coops only have two doors?
Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!
Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!
Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans![DOUBLEPOST=1514142899][/DOUBLEPOST]
Same one brother
Someone posted that before you[DOUBLEPOST=1514142917][/DOUBLEPOST]Humpty Dumpty must've been a dad.
He cracks himself up.
My daughter was whining about her cold and sinus congestion
I told her it was all in her head
I told her it was all in her head
There are two bugs. The fly says to the other one “hey bug on my back... are you a mite?”
Bug responds: “I mite be.”
Fly: “Stupidest Pun I Ever Heard”
Bug: “What do you expect... I made it up on the fly”
Bug responds: “I mite be.”
Fly: “Stupidest Pun I Ever Heard”
Bug: “What do you expect... I made it up on the fly”
What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth hurt-y.
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