Are you a virgin?

[Mumzel]

Uh if that law was used 1 of my friends would be in trouble lol

Don't worry about it, I've broken it too

 

[exhale]

It's okay pap

I love saying your name

qt

pap is love pap is pap

 

[exhale]

For those of you virgins, trust me losing your virginity is nothing to be proud of. It's actually boring, it feels like sandpaper and most people don't know what the fuck they're doing. Example: "Are you using your teeth?" "Uhhh... am I not supposed to?"

Just kidding, you're a failure, I don't want to hear your bullshit story of "I am waiting for my true love" or some crap.

That escalated quickly.

And pls don't call people failures Mr. "BadassDevelop". I'm sure you get them all with that name

 

[exhale]

It was satire.

Also, they don't ask my name if I am paying premium rates.

Alright you're pardoned

 

[Jeyger]

For those of you virgins, trust me losing your virginity is nothing to be proud of. It's actually boring, it feels like sandpaper and most people don't know what the fuck they're doing. Example: "Are you using your teeth?" "Uhhh... am I not supposed to?"

Just kidding, you're a failure, I don't want to hear your bullshit story of "I am waiting for my true love" or some crap.

it doesnt feel like fucking sand paper? lol

 

[Jeyger]

He meant grip tape.

who doesnt like that feeling on their dick ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[TellingMom]

How is babby formed.

 

[NationGPS]

someone told me I have secret childs

 

[Marth]

Lmao wtf is this thread even xD