Ask a question, get a stupid, unlogical answer

[Renovix]

Memes are dank.
Can I go to bed now?

No cayse i say so do ur homewok.

Can I do this?

 

[Resilience]

Pancakes

Here is my question

 

[Shortninja]

Good news.

Is anything real?

 

[Resilience]

Good news.

Is anything real?

My mom has fake ears

Why does my mom lock me in the basement

 

[Depression]

My mom has fake ears

Why does my mom lock me in the basement

Because you talked back last Monday.

Why is the sky green?

 

[Resilience]

because red + yellow = green

why do we wear socks

because why not



4x+1=−3
Solve for x.
−1
−12
−2
213
−4

 

[Shortninja]

Pineapple.

Who created the universe?

 

[Resilience]

someone that is hilarious and original

why is Shortninja ugly?

 

[SteveTheDog]

pancakes

what does wheel taste like

it tastes like my girlfriend's pussy even though something that doesnt exist cant have taste

 

[Yuno]

How much calories are in booger

 

[Jake]

How much calories are in booger

None. It's a protein.

Why does Trump's hair look like a jigsaw piece?

 

[Yuno]

None. It's a protein.

Why does Trump's hair look like a jigsaw piece?

Cos he skipped leg day.
Why does my grandma smell like a juicy potato

 

[chucK_]

Cos he skipped leg day.
Why does my grandma smell like a juicy potato

madman_H got her anal juice.

Why is Obama in office still?

 

[Eqs]

madman_H got her anal juice.

Why is Obama in office still?

Because my fish died.
How do I clean a pig?

 

[SteveTheDog]

Turtle
How do I clean my pet Gorilla?

throw it in the shower