Best Developer For Useless Things

[Mistiq]

If you want something useless made, I'm your guy.
I do Java (+JavaFX), and Python

TOS:
I only accept things of uselessness, can't be useful
If proposition is useful then I have the right to decline
Thats it

 

[Mistiq]

Reserved for stupidity

 

[Spyproof]

I need a discord bot thats useless

 

[Mistiq]

I need a discord bot thats useless

I can make that for you, is 5$ good?
Uselessness still has a price [DOUBLEPOST=1611029014][/DOUBLEPOST]

Hey, you, yes you, you look rich and seem to have a lot of money to blow on something useless, just give me some money and we can be friends!

Stealing my marketing slogan I see, you shall not receive money from me young sir, please take your leave.

 

[Jam]

Can I get a bot that charges you the amount of money I paid for the bot?

 

[Mistiq]

Can I get a bot that charges you the amount of money I paid for the bot?

That would be counter productive.

 

[Jam]

That would be counter productive.

Hence useless correct?

 

[Mistiq]

Hence useless correct?

You see, counter productive means that the thing has a use but it's use goes against itself. Useless would mean something that doesn't can't even have productivity so something counter productive could be made.

 

[Jam]

You see, counter productive means that the thing has a use but it's use goes against itself. Useless would mean something that doesn't can't even have productivity so something counter productive could be made.

If its counter productive then its not productive to a user hence its useless.

How about a bot that tells me when I'm online when I'm online checking the bot

 

[Mistiq]

If its counter productive then its not productive to a user hence its useless.

hHow about a bot that tells me when I'm online when I'm online checking the bot

I can make this for 5$