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[SoldierAlex]

Lol wasn't Nova banned?

 

[Orphan]

Alright.

ItsNova is going to a ball with his girlfriend. He goes up to her and asks her "will you go to the ball with me?", "yes" she responds. They are both excited and Nova wants the night to be absolutely perfect so he gets a few things ready. The first thing that Nova decides to do is that he goes to the limousine rental place to rent out a limo for the night for him and his girlfriend to go with him. He rents a pink limo with a white stripe on it; very fancy. The problem with it is that the line is absolutely huge.. like, huge. He is a gentleman so he decided to wait in line. Next he goes and decides to purchase a suit so that him and his girlfriend are matching. The suit is all white and the tie is pink. Just like the limousine place, the suit hire had a huge line (probably because it was January), and he was just lucky that he had an amazing website called MC-Market.org on his phone to browse while he waits. Eventually he gets to the end of the line and exits the store. After the suit hire he goes and purchases a large bouquet of flowers for his girlfriend. The line to this florist is twice as long as the line in the limousine place as this is the first day that the florist was open this entire week. The night of the ball came and both Nova and his girlfriend looked fantastic; they even looked suave. They went to the ball and in the middle there was a large table with food and drinks. After the first song and dance was over, nova's girlfriend said to him 'bb, can u get me a drink?". He says yes and goes to the middle table. He decided to get her some punch but to his surprise, there was no punch line.

That was somewhere on iFunny a few days ago

For mine; why are prostitutes like bungee jumping? You're dead if the rubber breaks.

 

[Tom]

This thread.

 

[BeingAmazing]

Your mom in bed last night.

 

[Shattered]

Isn't the mineplex staff team super mature and professional?

They have 10/10 anti cheat and chat filters, they dont even need staff...

 

[Yuno]

Atlease my face is liposuction free

it's called 'duck face' lol

 

[BeingAmazing]

You weren't just adopted, you were bought and got delivered by Fed Ex.

 

[Jxor]

What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?

A prostitute can clean her crack and sell it again...


[Still rolling with this joke since I've been here]

 

[drgn]

My sex life

 

[ItsNova]

What's the difference between a prostitute and a drug dealer?

A prostitute can clean her crack and sell it again...


[Still rolling with this joke since I've been here]

XD BEST ONE FOR FAR

 

[Jxor]

May I ask when this ends?

 

[ItsNova]

May I ask when this ends?

Monday i guess

 

[Jxor]

The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"

I remember that joke haha.
Good one.

 

[ItsNova]

The teacher asked Jimmy, "Why is your cat at school today Jimmy?" Jimmy replied crying, "Because I heard my daddy tell my mommy, 'I am going to eat that p*ssy once Jimmy leaves for school today!'"

LOL