Best Mom advice.

[Louwtjie]

Hello all. So today my mom said something that will be stuck with me the rest of my life, so I want to know what the rest of your parents or guardians have said to you, in times of need and despair.

"In life you are regarded as a seashell, you build up your beauty and love surrounded by water, but when it comes to breaking free from the reef the waves will crack and hurt you but at the end of the day when you wash out on the beach, there will always be that one person to pick you up, and they will treasure and keep you save. Never forgot you are beautiful even with your broken pieces you are still valuable.

 

[Mint]

''You will amount to nothing, get out of my house''

 

[Louwtjie]

''You will amount to nothing, get out of my house''

"Do not have sex if you're not the legal age."

Awful.

 

[Khyree]

"If you convert to islam, you're on the streets"
Not sure if this was meant as a joke, but yeah

 

[Jaii]

"Stop playing Minecraft, you're wasting your life."

 

[MostlySnakes]

"Stop coming home drunk"

 

[Justis]

"You're going to pay for my care, out on Hawaii when I'm old and senile, right?"

 

[Landon]

"You were a Valentine's day mistake."

 

[StrafeZ]

"If you convert to islam, you're on the streets"
Not sure if this was meant as a joke, but yeah

thats just fucking racist

 

[PTech]

"lol you idiot you'll never make it into the big 4 stop dreaming"

 

[Khyree]

thats just fucking racist

I KNOW THAT'S WHAT I TOLD HER

 

[Orochimaru]

Ages 11-15:


"Bedtime is 9 PM"

16-17:

"Get a job"

18+:

"Get the fuck out of my house"

 

[StrafeZ]

I KNOW THAT'S WHAT I TOLD HER

You're not funny. Stop trying.

 

[Playboy]

“ do you like daddy’s dick lil bitch.”

 

[Khyree]

You're not funny. Stop trying.

Tf? She did really say that lol..
I know some people making shit up but it did happen o.o[DOUBLEPOST=1525979835][/DOUBLEPOST]

“ do you like daddy’s dick lil bitch.”

My dad said that to me

 

[Marek]

It is what it is Marek... - Mom