Best Original Joke - 3 Free Unmigrated Accounts

[Stuarrt]

Are racist/offensive jokes allowed?

 

[Nighterblde]

Are racist/offensive jokes allowed?

Sure

 

[Stuarrt]

Sure

Cool, I'll post a couple when I get home
Oh, btw. Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?

 

[Blowns]

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage
((((()

You have a dead baby in your garage?

 

[SoldierAlex]

You have a dead baby in your garage?

Well he certainly doesn't have a Ferrari in there.

 

[Stuarrt]

Well he certainly doesn't have a Ferrari in there.

Or could he?

 

[Jake]

You have a dead baby in your garage?

Perhaps. Take a look.

Well he certainly doesn't have a Ferrari in there.

You never know. Perhaps you should also take a look.

Or could he?

Perhaps. Why not try your luck and find it?

 

[Rhino]

Alright here's my joke

A horse walks into a bar
and the bar man says "Why the long face?"
The horse replies "My wife has terminal cancer"

 

[Brazy]

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-dini

What do you call 6 feet and black? A basketball player, you sick fuck.

 

[Stuarrt]

What's the difference between a boy scout, and a Jew?

Spoiler: Spoiler

A boy scout comes home from camp.
(RIP to those who lost their lives from the holocaust, I my self love everything to do about WW1 and 2, so lets take a moment to think about the people who died during those harsh times)

 

[SMKM]

Hey guys, I'm doing a a giveaway for 3 free unmigrated accounts, to 3 different people. To win this contest, you must tell the best original joke you have, and it has to be original, from yourself, not from the internet, I don't want some gay yo mama joke or some shit here.
This giveaway ends on July 4th, best of luck! (You are allowed to tell more than one joke and win more than one account)

My thread if you would like to buy some unmigrated accounts if you aren't much of a comedian:
https://www.mc-market.org/threads/17695/

Using gay as an insult is fucking sad. "some gay yo mama joke"

 

[Nighterblde]

Using gay as an insult is fucking sad. "some gay yo mama joke"

Just like you.
In all seriousness, if you're getting butthurt and uptight about me using gay as an insult, you need to get off the internet.
Thanks.

 

[SMKM]

Just like you.
In all seriousness, if you're getting butthurt and uptight about me using gay as an insult, you need to get off the internet.
Thanks.

lol. Nah, I can deal with it. I'm pointing out how sad it is for you to use gay as an insult, simple as that. I know you're native language isn't English but just try to understand me.

 

[Nighterblde]

lol. Nah, I can deal with it. I'm pointing out how sad it is for you to use gay as an insult, simple as that. I know you're native language isn't English but just try to understand me.

your*

 

[SMKM]

your*

Thanks for pointing out that extremely minor typo.