Best Original Joke - 3 Free Unmigrated Accounts

[Hike]

#1 do you like Wendys
#2:Yea, sorta, why?
#1: Wendys nuts are in your mouth
#2:

 

[Satan]

*staring at a golf pond* I wonder how wet the water is...

 

[Jxor]

Whats the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?


... A prostitute can clean her crack and sell it again.

 

[Nighterblde]

Ends tomorrow

 

[sdlkajsda]

Why did the banana goto the doctor? Because he wants PEELING well... get it.. (like feeling) pretty bad

 

[Synic]

Just to clarify, will you look up all the jokes posted here to check if they are original?

 

[Yuno]

How do you call a fat train? A chew chew train![DOUBLEPOST=1436000933,1436000873][/DOUBLEPOST]What did the nigger said when he slid down the Zebra?
now you can see me now you can't now you can see me now you can't

 

[Jake]

I saw my grandparents had sex, now I don't eat raisins.

Seems logical. +1

 

[Nighterblde]

Just to clarify, will you look up all the jokes posted here to check if they are original?

I might get lazy, but yeah, for the most part I will.

I saw my grandparents had sex, now I don't eat raisins.

wtf

 

[Synic]

I might get lazy, but yeah, for the most part I will.

wtf

Thanks bae.

 

[fluffybunnyohya]

If you want the REAL joke it's this thread and all these unoriginal ass motherfuckers xD

 

[Synic]

Actually, my jokes and I think MooshyTracks joke were the only original ones. But the rest yeah, a lot of unoriginals xD. But it's fun seeing them anyway.

 

[Nighterblde]

rip Synic wins all of them mainly because of originality. rip to 30 minutes of my life checking all the jokes.


I'll make a new giveaway for more, so dw if you're poor and you still want accounts C:

 

[Synic]

rip Synic wins all of them mainly because of originality. rip to 30 minutes of my life checking all the jokes.


I'll make a new giveaway for more, so dw if you're poor and you still want accounts C:

I love you. Add me on skype: via.synic[DOUBLEPOST=1436141384,1436128183][/DOUBLEPOST]

rip Synic wins all of them mainly because of originality. rip to 30 minutes of my life checking all the jokes.


I'll make a new giveaway for more, so dw if you're poor and you still want accounts C:

Does this mean I can still enter the next giveaway? C:

 

[Brash]

I know this is over but I have a great one. How many people with Alzheimers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
I don't remember.

 

[Synic]

I know this is over but I have a great one. How many people with Alzheimers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
I don't remember.

You should save this for the next giveaway

 

[OG]

2 Men walk into a bar, One man trying to act smart for a lady, says: I'll have some H2o please, The second man says: I'll have some H2O2 (trying to say H20 Too) The man drinks it and dies.
(H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide, a flammable, corrosive and explosive substance)
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A man is trying to come up with a computer password so he Types: Mypenis and then his wife falls down laughing because the computer says: Error-Not Long Enough
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One day, Little Jimmy saw his parents fighting, His dad called his mom a B*tch his mom called his dad a b*stard
Later, He asked his dad what a b*tch was, His dad said: "It means girl" he asked his mom what a b*stard was she said: "It means boy" Later on, His dad was shaving and he cut himself he said sh*t! Jimmy asked his dad what sh*t meant he said "it means Shaving cream" Then Jimmy went into the kitchen where his mom was carving a turkey for they're guests later that night, when she cut herself and said "F*ck!" Jimmy asked what does F*ck mean? His Mom Said "It means Carving" a couple minutes later the guests arrived Jimmy opened the door and said: Hello B*tches and B*stards! My dad is in the bathroom rubbing sh*t on his face, and my mom's in the kitchen F*cking the Turkey!

Thanks Guys!!!
-Rjl

Love the last one, the second one I've seen before and possibly with the 1st.