BEST PICKUP LINE GETS $5

[Paul]

Thread Title
BEST PICKUP LINE GETS $5

Prize name
$5 PayPal

Requirements and other relevant information
Comment on my profile your best pickup line - funniest will get $5 PayPal!

Reply to this thread when done.

Pretty sure this has never been done before - just came up it on the spot haha

End date
Nov 6, 2020

If award date is different from contest end date, please specify.

 

[solo]

I have done the legendary[DOUBLEPOST=1604002704][/DOUBLEPOST]

 

[Zero]

Are you a mask? Cause the goverment tells me I should put you on my face everyday.

 

[lavainminecraft]

Hey. You're the hottest girl here and I'm the hottest guy here. We belong to each other.

 

[emerge]

1. (Falls down literally) then say, "I think I fell for you"
2. Get a phone or smthn, open the camera app, make it the selfie view, then say "Have you seen my gf? She looks like this." and show the person their own face on the phone

 

[blob]

are you a minecraft fence bc i can't get over you

 

[BrianGrug]

You turn my floppy disk into a hard drive...
Are you linux? Because we can mkdirs.
I'll always have cache for you
ind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I’ll give you sudo access.
Are you CoffeeScript? Because I am looking to drink you out.
My main method is 'public love iLoveYou().'
Want to see my secret plug-in?
Are you a GitHub repository? Because I want to fork you.
You can unzip my files anytime...
Hey, bb, want me to get winrar in here so we can unzip our files
Will you be mybb?

 

[Yellow]

 

[Yohhan]

im yukii

 

[Paul]

Are you a mask? Cause the goverment tells me I should put you on my face everyday.

Hey. You're the hottest girl here and I'm the hottest guy here. We belong to each other.

1. (Falls down literally) then say, "I think I fell for you"
2. Get a phone or smthn, open the camera app, make it the selfie view, then say "Have you seen my gf? She looks like this." and show the person their own face on the phone

are you a minecraft fence bc i can't get over you

You turn my floppy disk into a hard drive...
Are you linux? Because we can mkdirs.
I'll always have cache for you
ind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open?
Come to my 127.0.0.1 and I’ll give you sudo access.
Are you CoffeeScript? Because I am looking to drink you out.
My main method is 'public love iLoveYou().'
Want to see my secret plug-in?
Are you a GitHub repository? Because I want to fork you.
You can unzip my files anytime...
Hey, bb, want me to get winrar in here so we can unzip our files
Will you be mybb?

You guys realize you gotta post these on my profile to enter?

 

[emerge]

Done

 

[Day]

Done

 

[moon10k]

Damn girl are you retarded? cuz u look special to me[DOUBLEPOST=1604218038][/DOUBLEPOST]

Damn girl are you retarded? cuz u look special to me

whoops

 

[solo]

i think i've already won

 

[joerock777]

You are my girlfriend.

 

[Brandon]

done