BEST PICKUP LINE GETS $5

[Josephhhhh]

done

 

[Costality]

YOU: Why do you have smaller feet than me?
HER: Huh?
YOU: It suppose it's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
HER: lets have a baby

 

[Rahul.]

him: wassup baby
her: hey
him: you remind me of the 20 letters in the alphabet
her: there's 26 letters in the alphabet
him: silly me, how can I forget the: u r a q t
her: *counts* that's only 5 more, you still missing one
him: oh silly me, you can get that D later

 

[GetYeet]

Thread Title
BEST PICKUP LINE GETS $5

Prize name
$5 PayPal

Requirements and other relevant information
Comment on my profile your best pickup line - funniest will get $5 PayPal!

Reply to this thread when done.

Pretty sure this has never been done before - just came up it on the spot haha

End date
Nov 6, 2020

If award date is different from contest end date, please specify.

Thread Title
BEST PICKUP LINE GETS $5

Prize name
$5 PayPal

Requirements and other relevant information
Comment on my profile your best pickup line - funniest will get $5 PayPal!

Reply to this thread when done.

Pretty sure this has never been done before - just came up it on the spot haha

End date
Nov 6, 2020

If award date is different from contest end date, please specify.

If I was a watermelon pit, would you swallow me? Or spit me out?

 

[Stelios]

Best pickup line that'll get you ANY girl for just $5?

Must be a $5 Lamborghini.

 

[Patrick]

Done.

 

[Need mc java pls]

I have done the legendary[DOUBLEPOST=1604002704][/DOUBLEPOST]View attachment 402090

My username can tell you pls give me a mc java account email:[email protected][DOUBLEPOST=1604391087][/DOUBLEPOST]Done

 

[Paul]

Almost ending! Make sure the comments are on my wall

 

[solo]

Almost ending! Make sure the comments are on my wall

Who won? better be me

 

[Paul]

Due to the sheer number of entries by solo I'm going to give this one to him hahah!

solo please PM me with your PayPal email and I'll sort you out.

Thanks everyone for participating