Burn the trees - A Trump™ Project

[Bonsai.]

We're offering to burn the trees. Currently, the amount it costs us to burn one tree is $0.
Please send your $0 contribution to [email protected]

You might be thinking, what's the point?

• You'll be releasing at least 50kg of CO2 into the atmosphere, this will help different plants grow, as they use carbon dioxide.
• Have you ever had a cold winter? Not any more! At the $0 mark of donations, the global temperature of the earth will increase, providing you with a solid suntan, year on year.
• People are dying of thirst? Don't worry! Due to large amounts of sea level rise, there will never be any shortage of water again.

The previous points contain jargon provided by state-funded scientists, climate change isn't real.
flatearthsociety.org

Donate to our cause with the email [email protected]
Current amount of trees un-planted: 0

Trump™ approves this message.

 

[ChrisH]

Donisonfire for sure. Love this.

 

[Bonsai.]

Donisonfire for sure. Love this.

Thank you for your $0 contribution to the Trump™ Foundation. We will ensure that an adequate amount of gas is fracked and oil is drilled in the name of the current U.S president.

Regards,
The Trump™ Foundation

 

[DarkKnights22]

lmao, I must get my financial officers to come and sign up

 

[Maddy]