Continue the Story

[Hainemakoru]

It's a very easy game, all you need to do is continue the story the above user gave you
Playing is quite simple.

Person 1: Alan Rickman was walking through the forest when...
Person 2: ...A ferocious bear-tiger jumped out of the bushes and...
Person 4: ...Transformed into The Terminator, who proceeded to...

So on and so forth. The aim is to make the most ridiculous, absurd, or unexpected continuation to the story possible. Please note that this is NOT A ROLE-PLAY.

Begin!
An unassuming, average person was walking down the street. Suddenly, he saw...

 

[arreyazat]

his home was no longer there, but a pile of ash instead. He looked back and...

 

[Hainemakoru]

saw a criminal running away then he....

 

[Hainemakoru]

therefore he kissed it with his mouth but wanted to play it, but there was....

 

[deleteduser_345]

The end....
Of the beginning.. When suddenly..

 

[nara~kavi]

then he pooped xD

 

[Speed]

where he got laid

 

[Hainemakoru]

but suddenly he knew that it was wrong to have sex with his mother (red hooker)

 

[Speed]

so he jumped into the river because he wanted to be a dolphin