Corrupt a wish

[☛jdf2☚]

Wish Granted. You find out she had STD's, AIDS, HIV, and whatever else is sex-linked. Then you die.

I wish Amanda Cerny was my girlfriend.[DOUBLEPOST=1422141299,1422141265][/DOUBLEPOST]

Wish granted, but you find out she cheated on you.
yeah i couldn't think of anything...

I wish I will be produtive tomorrow.

 

[☛jdf2☚]

Sorry, that wish can't be granted.

There fixed, wasn't thinking...

 

[☛jdf2☚]

We both know that's not happening either.

Um

I wish I was funny.

 

[Synic]

Wish Granted, But you end up being so funny that people laugh at you, Not with you.

I wish to get A+'s on all of my finals.

Wish granted but the school administration believes you cheated and expel you from their school.

I wish I could marry anime characters.

 

[NotSoBoop]

Wish granted but the school administration believes you cheated and expel you from their school.

I wish I could marry anime characters.

Wish granted. But then you realize your kissing your television.

I wish to be a super successful server owner.

 

[Lethal]

Wish granted. But then you realize your kissing your television.

I wish to be a super successful server owner.

Wish Granted. You became so successful Mojang had to shut you down since you were making more money than them.

I wish to own Apple, Microsoft, and all retail companies.

 

[Echos]

Wish granted. But than you owned so many large companies you were a target for gangs.

I wish i could own mc-market

Wish granted, but then you forget the password to the admin account and can't recover it.

I wish I could have a XenForo license.

 

[kill_da_trolls]

Wish granted, But someone hacks your xenforo account, and you don't have access to it.

I wish that I could build really good.

Wish granted, but then all of your world files become corrupted and you can't even fix them in MCEdit.

I wish for a donkey.

 

[Lethal]

Wish granted, but then all of your world files become corrupted and you can't even fix them in MCEdit.

I wish for a donkey.

Wish Granted. Then I steal him because I love donkey's.

I wish I had more donkey's.

 

[NotSoBoop]

Wish Granted. Then I steal him because I love donkey's.

I wish I had more donkey's.

Wish granted. But then they create a ebola v2 and pass it onto you.

I wish I owned a company.

 

[☛jdf2☚]

Wish granted. But then they create a ebola v2 and pass it onto you.

I wish I owned a company.

Wish granted but you own ComCast

I wish I worke at Google.

 

[Lethal]

Wish granted but you own ComCast

I wish I worke at Google.

Wish Granted. They fire you because you suck at doing what you do.

I wish I was the best builder in minecraft.

 

[☛jdf2☚]

Wish Granted. They fire you because you suck at doing what you do.

I wish I was the best builder in minecraft.

Wish granted, but you aren't noticed and are very unpopular.

I wish I could be good at math.

 

[Lethal]

Wish granted, but you aren't noticed and are very unpopular.

I wish I could be good at math.

Wish Granted. You become so good your brain explodes.

I wish I had all A's.

 

[SystemUpdate]

Wish Granted but then the system fails and are you grades are set to U's.

I wish someone blew up Apple

 

[Lethal]

Wish Granted but then the system fails and are you grades are set to U's.

I wish someone blew up Apple

Wish Granted. But then Apple 2.0 comes out and is even bigger than Apple original.

I wish I had the fasted computer in the world.