Corrupt a wish

[Justis]

I wish to not have to do school

Granted, but you’re perpetually homeless, jobless, broke and alone.

 

[ajl]

Granted, but you’re perpetually homeless, jobless, broke and alone.

oof

 

[Orochimaru]

I wish I didn't have to pay back someone who scammed ppl

 

[Ally]

I wish I didn't have to pay back someone who scammed ppl

Granted except you're known as a scammer too.

 

[Yohhan]

I wish to be banned from mcm

 

[User]

I wish to be banned from mcm

Granted, but Mick shows up at your house the next day and eats all your cookies (and salami)

 

[Yohhan]

Granted, but Mick shows up at your house the next day and eats all your cookies (and salami)

NOT MY FREAKING COOKIES!!!

 

[Rahul.]

I wish for .

 

[InternetThing]

I wish for .

Granted, except you will end up getting ,
(idk)

I wish for 9258526$ exact number in my bank account

 

[Ally]

Granted, except you will end up getting ,
(idk)

I wish for 9258526$ exact number in my bank account

Granted but your funds are immediately seized by the fbi under suspicion of wish fraud.

 

[InternetThing]

Granted but your funds are immediately seized by the fbi under suspicion of wish fraud.

THATS MEAN

 

[Rahul.]

THATS MEAN

L

 

[Jasmines Girl]

I wish for control of the FBI

 

[Sky.]

I wish for control of the FBI

Granted, but you get killed in the line of duty.

 

[Jasmines Girl]

I wish for a pony

 

[Wezel]

I wish for a pony

Granted but its dead.

 

[Requal]

Granted but its dead.

Granted, but I shot it