Developer Pickup Lines

[Blasthappy]

send nudes

Keep it on topic.

 

[dawn]

If you were an ISP i would dial you all day long

 

[dawn]

Keep trying you'll get one eventually

These are all legit nerd/tech pickup lines and you are judging them wow[DOUBLEPOST=1489856749][/DOUBLEPOST]Are your pants compressed?... Let me help you unzip them

 

[tiehm]

My love for you cannot be measured with an int, not with a long, and not even with an array. It is out of bounds and infinite.

 

[Blasthappy]

My love for you cannot be measured with an int, not with a long, and not even with an array. It is out of bounds and infinite.

That's a keeper.

 

[tiehm]

That's a keeper.

Are you a computer keyboard? Because you're my type.

 

[Blasthappy]

Are you a computer keyboard? Because you're my type.

Are you a wireless mouse? Because when you're feeling low, I can insert my batteries.

 

[Plus.]

It's the method of custom coded nouns.

 

[iDeactivateLife]

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