Everybody flex.

[Cal]

I did one of these a while ago, but let's do another one shall we?

I'll start.
I have a girlfriend.

 

[Spenser]

I drive an Audi

 

[Landon]

i play minecraft..

 

[Namiddhdss]

I have a life

 

[Clyde]

I have a girlfriend.

Silly Calvin, this is Minecraft and a Minecraft Market, no one has a girlfriend

 

[matthewp]

I am a shit developer.

 

[moon10k]

I came in 3rdplace

 

[Cal]

Silly Calvin, this is Minecraft and a Minecraft Market, no one has a girlfriend

Oh yeah?

 

[Taiga]

Your mom likes me

 

[Clyde]

Oh yeah?

Gruss why

 

[MOlly]

This is sad

 

[Sniper]

I have a one eyed dog

 

[hgbf]

https://minecraft.net/sv-se/article/chasing-rainbows

 

[Louwtjie]

I HAVE ADHD

 

[nfdegreu3i23r22r]

i have 0 in my paypal

 

[34010]

I have
reasons to suicide