(Forum Game) Workplace Mishaps

[Lethal]

I'll continue from here; you were trying to build something but you fall down and brake you back.

I work at MacDonalds.

You try to make a McFlurry and choke on the cream, some how.

I work at Wegmans. (food supermarket)

 

[Lethal]

The whole supermarket gets wrecked by Walmart and you get killed trying to stop it.

After my incident I decided to become a priest.

You mess with forces you can't handle and are sucked into the underworld.

I am a professional YouTuber.

 

[Solistica]

You end up raping a kid and you go to jail

I wash cars.

You fall asleep on the job and get traumatizing life threatening sunburns.
I'm a cop.

 

[Solistica]

You get killed in action.

I'm now a sunburned lifesaver.

lol fack
An Indian sunburn victim attempts to sacrifice you to the sun gods to make his pain go away.

I'm a foot surgeon.

 

[Bdarkslayer]

You get kicked in the face while using sharp tools.

I'm a cashier.

 

[Lethal]

You get robbed and shot.

I'm a mail man.

 

[Bdarkslayer]

You get mauled by a dog.

I'm a cat walker.

 

[Lethal]

Your cats scratch your face, you can't see and get hit by a car.

I clean toilets for a living.

 

[Bdarkslayer]

One day you fall into a toilet and your head becomes stuck. You then drown.

I am a garbage man.

 

[TechBanana]

One day you fall into a toilet and your head becomes stuck. You then drown.

I am a garbage man.

The arm of the truck accidentally grabs you and throws you in the truck. You get crushed.

I work at the morgue

 

[Bdarkslayer]

The arm of the truck accidentally grabs you and throws you in the truck. You get crushed.

I work at the morgue

They come back alive and eat you.

I work for YouTube.

 

[TechBanana]

They come back alive and eat you.

I work for YouTube.

Bob and his army decide to attack youtube quarters
(to those who don't know, bob and his army was a copy+paste thing that is famous for spamming in youtube video comment section)
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◥⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙◤..... / \

I work for bob

 

[Bdarkslayer]

Bob and his army decide to attack youtube quarters
(to those who don't know, bob and his army was a copy+paste thing that is famous for spamming in youtube video comment section)
░░░░░███████ ]▄▄▄▄▄▄▄▄
▂▄▅█████████▅▄▃▂ ░░☻/︻╦╤─¤
Il███████████████████]. /▌
◥⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙▲⊙◤..... / \

I work for bob

Bob turns rogue.

I work for the fire department.

 

[billytheDOLPHIN]

Bob turns rogue.

I work for the fire department.

Lets just say that climbing ladders isn't your strong point.

I work at Apple.

 

[Solistica]

Lets just say that climbing ladders isn't your strong point.

I work at Apple.

You get asked a real computer question.
I'm a Chiropractor.

 

[billytheDOLPHIN]

You get asked a real computer question.
I'm a Chiropractor.

A bad back realignment causes a lawsuit that sends you into bankruptcy.

I work for Valve.

 

[Lethal]

A bad back realignment causes a lawsuit that sends you into bankruptcy.

I work for Valve.

The valve breaks and the office is flooded.

I work for Mr. Clean.