(Forum Game) Workplace Mishaps

[TechBanana]

You were cleaning one day and slip over and bust your head.

I work for your mom.

EnumJava
need i say more?

I'm a clown at a circus

 

[Lethal]

The kid pokes you in the nose, you kill the kid, go to jail, get out of jail, and die.

I work at a zoo.

 

[Solistica]

The kid pokes you in the nose, you kill the kid, go to jail, get out of jail, and die.

I work at a zoo.

A tiger eats you.

I'm a factory worker that makes pens in China.

edit: dat save doe

 

[billytheDOLPHIN]

You were so thirsty that you ended up drinking the ink and you died.

You neglect to continue the game so I get a team of apes to come rape you.

I work for the government.

 

[Lethal]

A tiger eats you.

I'm a factory worker that makes pens in China.

edit: dat save doe

You get stuck in the conveyor belt and die.

 

[Solistica]

The President thinks you're a terrorist and blows your head off on accident.

I'm a firefighter.

Your house burns down with your family inside while your out on a job.
You commit suicide.

I'm a Pokemon Master

 

[Lethal]

The President thinks you're a terrorist and blows your head off on accident.

I'm a firefighter.

You die in a fire.

I work for 4chan reloaded.

 

[billytheDOLPHIN]

Us going to fast results in our organs being scattered all over our bodies.

I work for copenhagen.

 

[Hike]

You get arrested mistakenly for looking like someone on the FBI's most wanted list, Death sentence.

I work for GoDaddy

Then you get promoted, and eventually become CEO of godaddy.

 

[NotSoBoop]

I the CEO of GoDaddy buy Mojang and kill you

I still am the CEO of godaddy

You commit suicide after realizing how much of a fucking bitch you are for killing that fucking elephant, asshole.

I work at GGServers.

 

[NotSoBoop]

Furniture

I work for myself.