(Forum Game) Workplace Mishaps

[SubSide]

I work for myself.

You got fired.

I work at a local supermarket.

 

[BungeeTheCookie]

I work for God.

 

[NotSoBoop]

I work for God.

God rejected you, again.

I work for money.

 

[Void_Ranger]

God rejected you, again.

I work for money.

All the money was deemed worthless and you killed yourself by choking on the now worthless money.
I work at a dairy run by a fat Indian man.

 

[billytheDOLPHIN]

All the money was deemed worthless and you killed yourself by choking on the now worthless money.
I work at a dairy run by a fat Indian man.

The fat indian man sits on you and you become "one with the indian."

I am the owner of mineplex.

 

[TechBanana]

The fat indian man sits on you and you become "one with the indian."

I am the owner of mineplex.

Your server files get leaked all over the internet and now there are 1000s of identical mineplexes

I am working on the iPhone 7

 

[billytheDOLPHIN]

Your server files get leaked all over the internet and now there are 1000s of identical mineplexes

I am working on the iPhone 7

Your new portable microwave technology melts your insides.

I box amateurly.

 

[billytheDOLPHIN]

Samsung comes out with the Galaxy S7 first

I work at [Censored]

Chronic masturbating leads to your dick falling off.

I work at Mr. Bens, Rice it up

 

[NotSoBoop]

Chronic masturbating leads to your dick falling off.

I work at Mr. Bens, Rice it up

You realize you became the CEO, so the business failed horribly.

I work at fiverr.

 

[billytheDOLPHIN]

You realize you became the CEO, so the business failed horribly.

I work at fiverr.

Since I had to google what fiverr was, I kill you.

I milk cows for a living.

 

[NotSoBoop]

Since I had to google what fiverr was, I kill you.

I milk cows for a living.

You drink the cows milk untreated and get mad cow disease, killing you.

I work for The Cafe At The End of The Internet.

 

[billytheDOLPHIN]

You drink the cows milk untreated and get mad cow disease, killing you.

I work for The Cafe At The End of The Internet.

A computer virus isn't the only kind of virus you contract.

I work at chuckee cheese.

 

[NotSoBoop]

A computer virus isn't the only kind of virus you contract.

I work at chuckee cheese.

You end up in a real-life version of FNAF and you die.

I wish I worked at Sapatana.

 

[Lethal]

Sounds foreign and foreign places are dangerous so you get killed by a gang. R.I.P
I work at Wendy's

I dip my friends too hard in your frosty's and create a blackhole. Everyone dies.

I work at an IceCream shoppe.

 

[Solistica]

I dip my friends too hard in your frosty's and create a blackhole. Everyone dies.

I work at an IceCream shoppe.

I kill you for spelling shop, shoppe, even though they're both correct.
I work for Intel

 

[RW_Craft]

I kill you for spelling shop, shoppe, even though they're both correct.
I work for Intel

While testing the CPUs, you forget to add a fan and the machine sets on fire and burns you to the ground.

I work for Apache as a penetration tester. Nope, not what you think.

 

[NotSoBoop]

While testing the CPUs, you forget to add a fan and the machine sets on fire and burns you to the ground.

I work for Apache as a penetration tester. Nope, not what you think.

You contract HIV and AIDS and die.

I work for money.