Free $1 Paypal!!

[Senior Pablo]

I am giving away a free 1$. This is just about the easiest dollar you could get!

All you have to do is the following:

Tell me a joke:

This giveaway ends in 48 hours. So be quick!

Best joke wins, points for originality.

 

[Floy]

What "Joke" do you mean?
Like we should make a joke or..?

 

[Senior Pablo]

What "Joke" do you mean?
Like we should make a joke or..?

Yes, sorry. Edited and made it clear.

Example:

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side!

 

[VedusMc]

what do pigs say to other pigs.
moo.

gimme my dollar lmao

 

[Hannes]

You wanna hear a joke?

MCM after banning account selling.

 

[Riaz]

The virginity percentage on MCM.

 

[BlueSoaptTurtle]

How many police officers does it take to push down a black guy from a set of stairs?
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Spoiler

None, He fell....

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You wanna hear a joke?

MCM after banning account selling.

You do know that they were forced by mojang to follow the Eula?

 

[kojoti]

My joke

Mother, “How was school today, Patrick?”

Patrick, “It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!”

Mother, “Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?”

Patrick, “What school?”

 

[LZO9K]

What do you do when you're mom comes in and askes you what you're doing while watching Justin Beiber's song "Baby"

** Switches to Porn ** easiar to explain.

 

[XerisAU]

Teacher: Little Johnny, If there were five birds on a fence and you shot one, How many would be left?
Johnny: 0 because they would fly away.
Teacher: I like the way you think
Johnny: Teacher, If there are 3 girls with ice cream. One is biting, One is licking and one is sucking. Who is married?
Teacher: The one sucking I guess
Johnny; No the one with the wedding ring but I like the way you think.

 

[E_Hos]

Teacher: Little Johnny, If there were five birds on a fence and you shot one, How many would be left?
Johnny: 0 because they would fly away.
Teacher: I like the way you think
Johnny: Teacher, If there are 3 girls with ice cream. One is biting, One is licking and one is sucking. Who is married?
Teacher: The one sucking I guess
Johnny; No the one with the wedding ring but I like the way you think.

That's pretty old

 

[XerisAU]

That's pretty old

Eh. First thing came to my mind.

 

[Havocked]

Unreliable site Ad

 

[Hannes]

I can't Edit the post but the number

How many police officers does it take to push down a black guy from a set of stairs?
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Spoiler

None, He fell....

[DOUBLEPOST=1457437049][/DOUBLEPOST]
You do know that they were forced by mojang to follow the Eula?

ye ik. But it kinda ruined the forum. :/

 

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