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[Marthellio]

Best joke: ^ That guy's life.

 

[MarkElf]

I suppose this would be the best way to format this joke as it wouldn't be as funny if you could read the entire thing at once.

Spoiler: Last night, I did your mom..

Spoiler: a favor

Spoiler: by making you!

Spoiler: a sandwitch

Spoiler: and it felt good!

 

[That_one_guy___]

1. "Donald Trump is still threatening to run for President. NBC said if Trump runs for President they will not renew 'The Apprentice.' So some good may still come out of all this." –Conan O'Brien

2. "Donald Trump said, 'There’s nobody that’s done so much for equality as I have.' That’s right, he said: 'In some states, I’m hated equally by blacks and Hispanics.'" –Conan O'Brien

3. "Donald Trump is America’s back mole. It may have seemed harmless a year ago, but now that it’s become frighteningly bigger, it’s no longer wise to ignore it." –John Oliver

 

[Senior Pablo]

I'm not pizza, but I do think it's quite funny what happened between you and him

Oh ok. That was like 2 years back aha

 

[Oblivionn]

you need some milk

 

[Floy]

What do you call if a musician get stabbed in the back?

Bachstabbed.

 

[Antrelial]

There are two things I hate in this world:

Racism and the French.

 

[Pepsi]

Wanna hear a joke the new EULA...

 

[Baconcandle]

What did the pig say to me.

Spoiler: Answer

Im sure im glad not to be you loser. Me: You hurt my feelings you bastard

 

[Pyro]

Why did Paul walker cross the road?
Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt!

 

[Brash]

Heres a joke.

This giveaway.

 

[John]

I am giving away a free 1$. This is just about the easiest dollar you could get!

All you have to do is the following:

Tell me a joke:

This giveaway ends in 48 hours. So be quick!

Best joke wins, points for originality.

Math joke time...

Where do you stand when you are cold?

In a corner, it is usually around 90 degrees.

 

[Senior Pablo]

Ending in 30 minutes!

 

[Senior Pablo]

The winner is: XerisAU
Thank you all for playing, I laughed alot while reading all of these!

 

[Senior Pablo]

After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments,
a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their
marriage was to try professional counseling. They had been at
each other's throat for some time and felt that this was their
last straw.

When they arrived at the counselor's office, the counselor jumped
right in and opened the floor for discussion. "What seems to be
the problem?"

Immediately, the husband held his long face down without anything
to say. On the other hand, the wife began talking 90 miles an hour
describing all the wrongs within their marriage. After five, ten,
fifteen minutes of listening to the wife, the counselor went over
to her, picked her up by her shoulders, kissed her passionately
for several minutes, and sat her back down.

After that, the wife sat there - speechless.

He looked over at the husband who was staring in disbelief at
what had happened.

The counselor spoke to the husband, "Your wife NEEDS that at least
twice a week!"

The husband scratched his head and replied, "Okay, I can have her
here by three o'clock on Tuesdays and Thursdays."

If you just typed faster. Well bl.