[FREE] Condom's GFX Services

[GFX SERVICES EIRL]

Welcome to Condom's GFX Services!

We are specialists when it comes to graphic-related work. This includes but is not limited to:- logos, banners, avatars and more!

The Condom's family is more than a business. We work together to make sure our clients are always satisfied of our products; however, we had some conflicts with our stady in the forum, such as the negative reputation we have been assigned. These are just very exceptional cases that don't plan to ocurr again.

That's why, through this thread, we want to spread the word about a convenient, affordable, and safe GFX service promoted by my 11 years old son, Kevin. Together we make a team, he being the sales representative of Condom's services, and me being the very wanted designer.

Unfortunately, we haven't taken the time or have given priority to building a portfolio. That is why, right now, I'm doing my best in making one and not only that, but build myself some reputation to start offering my paid services some time soon.

As the thread says, Condom's GFX Services are currently being 100% free of charge, however, I repeat that any misunderstoods with previous clients weren't intentional, and that is why, after years offering my service, I joined these forums so we can tell everyone that we are the leaders in the competition, even thought, many may say trash about, for example, my name, the fact that I had children at a very young age, or also the fact that we sound like all was a planned joke.

Condom's GFX Services target both small-sized and big-sized business. We live of it, for almost 8 years, and my son has been just a few months working as sales representative for me, and still needs to improve a lot (this also includes his bad English which is in the works).

How to order from Condom's GFX Services?
The ordering process is attempted to be simplified as much as possible. You open a conversation with me, and provide your Discord username. My son will get back to you shortly, and you will send all the information requested to him. Then he forwards that information to me, so I can add your order in the queue and start working as soon as possible (please note that we have gotten a lot of orders recently, so if your request is going slow, please be patient).

Is it true that you are temporalily offering your services at no cost?
Yes! We are currently trying to gain some reputation before starting to officially sell our services at a paid price, at least, in this community (since I have been doing so outside for years, in the ages my son was born). We plan to make around 20-30 of reputation before switching to a paid service.

!!! Replies to this thread are exclusive to vouches of services. !!!

Thanks everyone, and please order from us.

 

[GFX SERVICES EIRL]

Can you make me a banner?

As I said, please avoid replies that aren't vouches. I would never say no to that.

 

[GFX SERVICES EIRL]

Ill vouch.

I'm sorry, but it appears that you didn't understand me well. You are still replying to the thread, which was intended to be kept clean.

 

[Yuuji]

Ill vouch.

He mean't that he only wants replies to this thread that are Vouches and nothing else. If you want to request something, DM him. If he wants me to delete this, then "Jesus Condom" can dm me here on MCM.

 

[Callam]

You're specialised when it comes to graphic-related work yet all I can see is a big block of text. Do you have any past work?

 

[CallMeVay]

How much protection do you give against a mistake?

 

[Badger]

LOL

 

[GFX SERVICES EIRL]

LOL

Dear Badger,

Concerning the order you refered to, it has been already completed and has also been justified in my thread. In addition to this, you're doing the same I asked to not do. Thanks.[DOUBLEPOST=1522885060][/DOUBLEPOST]

How much protection do you give against a mistake?

This is your second reply to a thread that I said that would be exclusive for vouches. We can leave that question via private messaging.

 

[Badger]

Dear Badger,

Concerning the order you refered to, it has been already completed and has also been justified in my thread. In addition to this, you're doing the same I asked to not do. Thanks.[DOUBLEPOST=1522885060][/DOUBLEPOST]
This is your second reply to a thread that I said that would be exclusive for vouches. We can leave that question via private messaging.

DNDW. I initially requested a banner for a vouch, when I was redirected to his 11 y/o son, whose English is very hard to comprehend, and therefore hard to effectively communicate with. I was then given a quote of $50 to $500. After some argument and me showing his son the original mcm thread, we agreed upon a deal for a 600 x 800 banner for a vouch/reputation. I said no rush, and in a couple days I was told that my banner was somehow ruined (apparently it was done in watercolor), and it was aroung 60% done. I was then promised a delivery date of Friday the 23rd. Friday came along, and I was told that since my deal was not paid, other projects were given higher priority. After a couple days, I asked about the progress, upon which I was questioned for my Order ID. I was never supplied of this, and we got into yet another argument about how I must not be a customer since I did not have a customer ID. This happened 2 more times (questioned about order id, still never supplied). Recently, I gave the dealer negative rep, and his son exploded and said to please remove the rep and he will send me the banner (It's done apparently). Still no banner, but if I receive it, I will post an update and possibly remove the negative rep.

Proof:
https://ibb.co/b1D0Ux
https://ibb.co/j0O0Ux
https://ibb.co/ij0fUx
https://ibb.co/kZW9NH
https://ibb.co/cUBn9x
https://ibb.co/b54UNH
https://ibb.co/fLTZpx
https://ibb.co/cPnihH
https://ibb.co/e5w9NH

Sorry that's a lot of links I know.

Clearly it hasn't...

 

[Filbie]

DNDW. I initially requested a banner for a vouch, when I was redirected to his 11 y/o son, whose English is very hard to comprehend, and therefore hard to effectively communicate with. I was then given a quote of $50 to $500. After some argument and me showing his son the original mcm thread, we agreed upon a deal for a 600 x 800 banner for a vouch/reputation. I said no rush, and in a couple days I was told that my banner was somehow ruined (apparently it was done in watercolor), and it was around 60% done. I was then promised a delivery date of Friday the 23rd. Friday came along, and I was told that since my deal was not paid, other projects were given higher priority. After a couple days, I asked about the progress, upon which I was questioned for my Order ID. I was never supplied of this, and we got into yet another argument about how I must not be a customer since I did not have a customer ID. This happened 2 more times (questioned about order id, still never supplied). Recently, I gave the dealer negative rep, and his son exploded and said to please remove the rep and he will send me the banner (It's done apparently). Still no banner, but if I receive it, I will post an update and possibly remove the negative rep.

Proof:
https://ibb.co/b1D0Ux
https://ibb.co/j0O0Ux
https://ibb.co/ij0fUx
https://ibb.co/kZW9NH
https://ibb.co/cUBn9x
https://ibb.co/b54UNH
https://ibb.co/fLTZpx
https://ibb.co/cPnihH
https://ibb.co/e5w9NH

Sorry that's a lot of links I know.

Update: Told me I was a "bad peoples". I was also informed that converting a watercolor painting to a .png takes 2 days????
Screenshot: https://ibb.co/hrcVwc

LOL

 

[jakey2_0]

DNDW. I initially requested a banner for a vouch, when I was redirected to his 11 y/o son, whose English is very hard to comprehend, and therefore hard to effectively communicate with. I was then given a quote of $50 to $500. After some argument and me showing his son the original mcm thread, we agreed upon a deal for a 600 x 800 banner for a vouch/reputation. I said no rush, and in a couple days I was told that my banner was somehow ruined (apparently it was done in watercolor), and it was around 60% done. I was then promised a delivery date of Friday the 23rd. Friday came along, and I was told that since my deal was not paid, other projects were given higher priority. After a couple days, I asked about the progress, upon which I was questioned for my Order ID. I was never supplied of this, and we got into yet another argument about how I must not be a customer since I did not have a customer ID. This happened 2 more times (questioned about order id, still never supplied). Recently, I gave the dealer negative rep, and his son exploded and said to please remove the rep and he will send me the banner (It's done apparently). Still no banner, but if I receive it, I will post an update and possibly remove the negative rep.

Proof:
https://ibb.co/b1D0Ux
https://ibb.co/j0O0Ux
https://ibb.co/ij0fUx
https://ibb.co/kZW9NH
https://ibb.co/cUBn9x
https://ibb.co/b54UNH
https://ibb.co/fLTZpx
https://ibb.co/cPnihH
https://ibb.co/e5w9NH

Sorry that's a lot of links I know.

Update: Told me I was a "bad peoples". I was also informed that converting a watercolor painting to a .png takes 2 days????
Screenshot: https://ibb.co/hrcVwc

Is this allowed on MCM since the seller technically is under 13?

 

[jxhdvn]

The Condom's family

I'M HAVING QUITE A HARD TIME TAKING THIS THREAD SERIOUSLY DUDE

 

[Areeb]

Unfortunately, you don't seem to meet market standards. Considering you're unbale to create vouch copies on time, you can't expect to recieve proper paid clients. Nonetheless, Goodluck.

 

[Inherit]

I find it funny how your son apparently 'masters PHP' yet can't English.

Also, what dad calls their business/family the condom family lmao.

 

[Kirby]

Absolutely terrible service, you can't even communicate with his son.

 

[GFX SERVICES EIRL]

I find it funny how your son apparently 'masters PHP' yet can't English.

Also, what dad calls their business/family the condom family lmao.

Yes, he is expert when it comes to PHP. Also, thanks for continuing on discriminating us for having an uncommon first and last name.[DOUBLEPOST=1523154330][/DOUBLEPOST]

Absolutely terrible service, you can't even communicate with his son.

My son's English is in the works. I don't like your feedback against an 11-year-old that is just months new to being Sales Representative.