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[ULT0R]

My brother went to jail. He didn't take it very well. He was yelling insults and
attacking everyone, he even threw his feces on the wall. I don't think we will play Monopoly with him again.

 

[Picturesque]

xturtle doesn't hack

 

[Orochimaru]

xturtle doesn't hack

He dosent, he clients LOL

 

[Ty]

How do you make a fat person happy? Piece of cake

 

[Snooker]

Is your name market? Because you have no mc! HAHAHA Get it?! Mc market?! #OG

Here's my real one:
Why did the A D A M cross the road? To get Madame! Gotttt 'emmm

 

[ZACK]

Opinions are like Butts. Everyone else has one, everyone else' stinks

Plez leT mE wIN

 

[34010]

whats the difference between a feminist and a suicide vest
a sucide vest does something when it's triggered
cyan on Andrew Services

 

[Vanished]

SORRY IN ADVANCED BECAUSE THIS IS RACIST

Ever though of an Oreo in the 1950's? No I haven't I always thought the white overpowered the black

 

[Junction]

Sorry for cringe but oh well :
My mama said, life is like a box of chocolates, don't last long for fat people

 

[Oreo]

my rep
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if Deleted User 52937 said that he would automatically win

 

[documentational]

A Rabbi and a Catholic Priest are great friends, they go fishing every weekend and they have a special spot on the lake. No one is ever around and it's always very peaceful. One day, they're on the boat fishing and the Priest asks the Rabbi, "In your religion you're not allowed to eat Pork right?". The Rabbi confirms and the Priests asks a follow-up question, "It's only you and I here, no one else... Tell me, have you ever tried it?", the Rabbi says, "Okay, fine. Yes I've tried Pork, but only once!". Some time passes and they continue to fish, then the Rabbi turns to the Priest and asks, "So, it's just you and I out here. In your religion you're not allowed to have sex with women are you?", the Priest replies, "That's correct". The Rabbi then asks, "Well, go on. Have you tried it?"; the Priest takes a minute to answer, then says, "Yes, I do admit I have had sex with a woman." the Rabbi immediately responds, "It's a whole lot better than pork."

 

[Landon]

How do you fit 10 jews in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, the rest in the ash trey.

A man and his wife are pulled over by a police officer. The officer walks up to the man's window and says "Sir you were going 60 in a 45."

The man says "I was only going 55!"

His wife hits him in the arm and says "No, you were going 65." He gives her a very dirty look.

The officer continues "I'm also going to have to give you a ticket for a broken taillight."

The man says "Broken taillight? I had no idea."

His wife hits him in the arm again and says "What? I've been telling you to get it fixed for weeks."

The man yells "Will you be quiet?"

The officer looks at his wife and asks "Mam, does he always talk to you that way?"

The mans wife shrugs and says "Only when he drinks."

this i like

 

[BakedAccent]

MY SOCIAL LIFE

 

[Will20l6]

Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade?
Because she's 21.

 

[Will20l6]

Spoiler: RACIST

Why did the Auschwitz shower heads have 12 holes?
Because Jews have 10 fingers.

Have you heard about the new German microwave?
It’s got ten seats inside.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew?
The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.