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(Not sure if this one is original)
How do Asian parents name their baby?
Throw them down a flight of stairs and see what sound(s) they make
(Original)
After two kids were sword fighting one of them lost an arm.
The other kid must have been good at DISARMING their opponents.
The medical bill must have costed an ARM and a leg.
(Don't think its original but I am thinking of random ones)
What do you call a black man piloting a plane?
A pilot, you racist asshole
(Not original as my mom says this to me a lot)
My life
(Don't think its original)
Your ass much be jealous on how much shit comes out of your mouth
Ill add more later when I can think.
What's a pirates favorite letter?
You may think it's a arrr, but nay, his first love be the c!
(Don't know if it is original, and it is bad xD)
You may think it's a arrr, but nay, his first love be the c!
(Don't know if it is original, and it is bad xD)
There's a boy, and he's late for school. The teacher says "Why are you late for school?" The boy say's, "I was laying on cherry hill"
There's another boy, and he's late for school. The teacher says "Why are you late for school?" The boy also say's, "I was laying on cherry hill"
A girl turns up late. The teacher say's, "Oh don't tell me you've been laying on cherry hill". He replies with "No? I am Cherry Hill.".
Racist
Once upon a time, a young boy named Jimmy wanted to buy a bike off of his friend for $50. He went up to his father. He asked his father, "Am I a jew or am I black?" His father was confused,"Why do you want to know?" Little Jimmy said,"Because if I was a jew, I would bring him down $10, but if I was black, I would just steal the bike.
Once upon a time, a young boy named Jimmy wanted to buy a bike off of his friend for $50. He went up to his father. He asked his father, "Am I a jew or am I black?" His father was confused,"Why do you want to know?" Little Jimmy said,"Because if I was a jew, I would bring him down $10, but if I was black, I would just steal the bike.
So there's this dragon that's attacking the land. The village people are afraid of him, and try to kill the dragon. First they try to hit him with missiles, but that doesn't work as the dragon just flew away from the missiles. Then they tried to use attack helicopters, but that didn't work as the dragon would hurl large boulders at the helicopters. They try different ideas for months. During this whole time, the dragon would capture people, and his favorite way to eat people would be to heat them up until they popped like popcorn. After about a year of struggle, they decide to send in a unit of infantry lead by the Colonel. Well, let's just say it didn't end up so well. After the dragon has the men trapped, and asks who is their leader. The colonel steps up and says, "I am their leader, Colonel Stevens. So the dragon starts eating the men in his favorite way (by popping them like popcorn), but he doesn't eat Stevens. Stevens asks the dragon, "Why don't you eat me as well?" The dragon says, "I don't like the kernels. They get stuck in my teeth."
If I was a dog, your mother would be my house.
Sergeant: "Private! Flush the toilet!"
Private: "But it ain't my duty Sergeant!"
By the way, a quick note to all those who may be wondering..
You know your coffee is fresh ground when it tastes like mud.
Private: "But it ain't my duty Sergeant!"
By the way, a quick note to all those who may be wondering..
You know your coffee is fresh ground when it tastes like mud.
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