[FREE NITRO] Funniest Joke Contest!

[Matty]

Thread Title
[FREE NITRO] Funniest Joke Contest!

Prize name
5$ Paypal / Nitro Classic

Requirements and other relevant information
Simply tell us your funniest joke. The person with the most "funny" reactions wins

End date
Feb 10, 2021

If award date is different from contest end date, please specify.
Feb 10, 2021

 

[PolarGFX]

Don't take this seriously. Your mom

 

[Deservable]

Minehut's hosting

 

[snazzeh]

Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were Prime mates.

 

[Unavailable]

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Dam.

 

[Matty]

NOTE: I've just noticed you can't react in this category. I'll simply pick the joke I believe to be funniest

 

[mafia]

nitro is shit :funny:

 

[himitsu]

If you cut off a chicken's head, it can still run around for a few minutes before dying. If you cut of a chicken's leg, it can't.

 

[Matty]

Don't take this seriously. Your mom

No offense taken. I give it a 2/10[DOUBLEPOST=1612873665][/DOUBLEPOST]

Minehut's hosting

Pahahaha, that's a solid 5/10[DOUBLEPOST=1612873763][/DOUBLEPOST]

Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were Prime mates.

5/10

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

Dam.

Not sure why I genuinely laughed. 7/10

If you cut off a chicken's head, it can still run around for a few minutes before dying. If you cut of a chicken's leg, it can't.

i- 2/10

skript developers

You taught yourself Java 2 days ago [DOUBLEPOST=1612873804][/DOUBLEPOST]

skript developers

Forgot to say 6/10

 

[manhattan]

pixelated pig

 

[Novelas]

You know what's funny?
The funniest thing is........
































blep
yeah that's not funny XDXD

 

[Wilmzor]

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

“I think my friend is dead!” he yells. “What can I do?”

The operator says, “Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

There’s a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?”

 

[Matty]

pixelated pig

5/10

You know what's funny?
The funniest thing is........
































blep
yeah that's not funny XDXD

1/10

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He’s not breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls 911.

“I think my friend is dead!” he yells. “What can I do?”

The operator says, “Calm down. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”

There’s a silence, then a shot. Back on the phone, the guy says, “OK, now what?”

7/10

 

[KeidMinecraft]

Matqx's management skills. XD

 

[xSorch]

Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen..

 

[Novelas]

1) A man and a woman went to a restaurant to eat spicy food
They ordered a spicy dish
Looking at the dish, the woman said
"You're hot"
Not knowing if the woman said it to the dish or himself, he replied
"Let's make it hotter"
The woman agreed and called the waiter. She said.
"Spice them up"
And the waiter poured hot sauce all over them. :3

This one is better, I have one more. Plus I don't usually think a lot of the jokes are funny, so it's not easy to make jokes up for me lol

2) A man went into a restaurant and ordered soup
There was a fly in the soup
The man said to a waiter...
"There is a fly in the soup! Bring me another one"
The waiter goes to the chef and brought back another fly.
The man said to the waiter...
"No not another fly khfshurehcbw"
Then the man stormed off...

 

[Matty]

Matqx's management skills. XD

Ayo! That's a solid -2/10 smh ^_^[DOUBLEPOST=1612893511][/DOUBLEPOST]

Will glass coffins be a success? Remains to be seen..

Pahahahahah 8/10[DOUBLEPOST=1612893549][/DOUBLEPOST]

Toast are like parents,
If their both black you have nothing to eat

I won't count this one. Just so I don't get myself in trouble

 

[JadeStudios]

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