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[carstonia]

I'm looking to be Helper or Moderator on a Minecraft server.
Hello, everyone! My name is Luke, and I won't include my last name, although you probably know me more commonly as Breadfruit or Munch. I'm 14 years old and have had extensive experience with various types of servers.

About Me
Location: United States of America. Missouri, where the weather is never the same.
Age: 14
Birth Date: 05/13/2002
I have also been doing graphics for about 5 years, and have owned several servers of my own.

F.A.Q.
Q: Can you donate?
A: No. I can not donate, as normally I never have money and when I do it's usually to save for something that I need in real life.
Q: Why do you want to be staff?
A: I enjoy helping out servers, whether they be small or large, and no matter how many staff members you have, there should always be room for more, as it helps keep the server chaos-free and well-maintained.
Q: What would you do if someone was hacking?
A: I would press F9, as my recording software is always open in the scenario of someone, for example, hacking on Mineplex. If I can tell by watching them if they are hacking, I will follow the server's process of banning someone. If I can't really spot where they're hacking, then I'd send the video to another staff member and ask them to analyze it and tell me if they're hacking or not, or just simply give the 'case' to them altogether.
Q: Can you make plugins?
A: No, however I can configure most plugins, and I'm also good with the in-game commands, etc. after looking around about them for 10-15 minutes.
Q: Can you advertise?
A: I advertise images and GIFs in my signature for $2/weekly, which is about the only payment I'd ask for if I were a part of your staff team and you wanted me to advertise.
Q: Can you make YouTube videos?
A: I can not make YouTube videos with voice-overs, as all of my headphones have been demolished. (By our pets)

I can do interviews.

 

[Overlord]

Thanks for the credits!
[Permission granted for he/she to use this]
If you remove the credits I will be forced to get this post removed, thanks.

Not sure if trolling or what... He took a few questions, that isn't intellectual property. He answered them completely differently and his answers and layout looks much better, for someone even younger than you.

If I was OP I'd remove the 'credits' for you being such a baby about it. You also forfeit a lot of 'rights' to your 'content' (if you call that shit content), so it's not even plagiarism.

Never go full retard.

 

[carstonia]

I'm not really sure how to explain my 'skills'.
A: WHAT THE FUCK YOU FAGGOT WHY DID YOU GRIEF ME YOU LITTLE BITCHASS MOTHER FUCKER
B: i didnt :/
[In this scenario, A is simply jumping to conclusions without proof.]
A: yes you did fuck you
Me: A, please calm down. I'll check with [insert grief log plugin] to see if he really griefed you.
A: NO UR SIDING WITH HIM
B: i didnt grief him .-.
[2 options]
Me: Sorry B, but the [insert grief log plugin] says you recently [stole from chests or broke the surrounding blocks]. [BAN]
Me: A, please calm down. B didn't grief you, and nothing will happen to either of you. [Other player whom griefed will be BANNED] The player whom griefed you has been banned and your issue has been resolved. [I could probably roll back the area that the player's base is in, or the griefed area.] If you continue being disrespectful, you will receive a 1 hour mute. If it continues afterwards, you'll be temporarily banned for 3 hours. Do you understand?
A: ok
Problem solved.

 

[PandaPlaysAll]

If you were staff, you'd still charge to advertise, who would want that...