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[Arcrimonia]

I am giving away 10 steam keys, and if it goes well, I will offer another 15 making the total 25 steam keys.

#1:
What's your favorite music video? (Ends when 10 separate people post theirs, random)

#2:
Given to the 10th poster

#3:
Randomly chosen from posters 1-20

#4:
Best joke (Chosen at 10 separate jokes from 10 people)

#5:
Given to earliest joiner (First 20 posts)

#6-10
Will be announced how to obtain after other keys are claimed.

Serious replies only, no members with under 30 ratings.

 

[Deep]

#4

I was reading a book about anti-gravity


Can't out it down..

 

[Yuno]

 

[sdlkajsda]

 

[SoldierAlex]

https://youtube.com/watch?v=uxpDa-c-4Mc

 

[sdlkajsda]

LOL NICE MEME xD

 

[Mazz]

Edit: Wrong link, will get right one when internet stops being shit. In the meantime, have a joke:

Spoiler: Not for the easily offended.

Whats the different between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Edit 2: Here.

 

[n0tzach]

K i win pls. Thanks.

 

[drgn]

comment

 

[Mazz]

Serious replies only, no members with under 30 ratings.

 

[Ivain]

Spoiler: Joke

A man walks into a bar.
When he crosses the threshold, he performs a somersault and lands on a bar stool.
The bartender says 'Wow that was cool, where did you learn to do that?'
The man replies 'I worked as a clown in the circus for 2 years'
The bartender pours him a free drink for his awesome performance, just when another man walks in.
This man crosses the threshold, does a double backflip and lands on a bar stool next to the other man.
Says the bartender 'That's amazing, did you learn that at the circus?'
The man's answer is 'yes, I worked there as an acrobat for 5 years'
The bartender pours him a free drink too, and adds a little umbrella to the glass just for show.

As the evening progresses and the 2 men reminiscence about their life in the circus, another man walks in.
As soon as he crosses the threshold he performs a forward cartwheel followed by 3 backflips and a corkscrew, and lands on bar stool next to the other 2.
The bartender and the 2 circus artists stare at him in astonishment, and the whole bar falls silent for a while.
Finally the bartender asks 'what in the blazes was YOUR job at the circus?'



The man says 'Oh, I never worked at the Circus, I just tripped over the doormat!'

song


If I counted right this means #1 ends.

 

[Stuarrt]

 

[Kauai]