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1. The other day my friend was telling me that I didn't understand what irony meant. Which is ironic, because we were standing at a bus stop.
2. Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks “Do all of you want a drink?” The first logician says “I don’t know.” The second logician says “I don’t know.” The third logician says “Yes!”
2. Three logicians walk into a bar. The bartender asks “Do all of you want a drink?” The first logician says “I don’t know.” The second logician says “I don’t know.” The third logician says “Yes!”
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A man walks into a bar.
When he crosses the threshold, he performs a somersault and lands on a bar stool.
The bartender says 'Wow that was cool, where did you learn to do that?'
The man replies 'I worked as a clown in the circus for 2 years'
The bartender pours him a free drink for his awesome performance, just when another man walks in.
This man crosses the threshold, does a double backflip and lands on a bar stool next to the other man.
Says the bartender 'That's amazing, did you learn that at the circus?'
The man's answer is 'yes, I worked there as an acrobat for 5 years'
The bartender pours him a free drink too, and adds a little umbrella to the glass just for show.
As the evening progresses and the 2 men reminiscence about their life in the circus, another man walks in.
As soon as he crosses the threshold he performs a forward cartwheel followed by 3 backflips and a corkscrew, and lands on bar stool next to the other 2.
The bartender and the 2 circus artists stare at him in astonishment, and the whole bar falls silent for a while.
Finally the bartender asks 'what in the blazes was YOUR job at the circus?'
The man says 'Oh, I never worked at the Circus, I just tripped over the doormat!'
Did I win, did I win?
Oh,
Nope!
When he crosses the threshold, he performs a somersault and lands on a bar stool.
The bartender says 'Wow that was cool, where did you learn to do that?'
The man replies 'I worked as a clown in the circus for 2 years'
The bartender pours him a free drink for his awesome performance, just when another man walks in.
This man crosses the threshold, does a double backflip and lands on a bar stool next to the other man.
Says the bartender 'That's amazing, did you learn that at the circus?'
The man's answer is 'yes, I worked there as an acrobat for 5 years'
The bartender pours him a free drink too, and adds a little umbrella to the glass just for show.
As the evening progresses and the 2 men reminiscence about their life in the circus, another man walks in.
As soon as he crosses the threshold he performs a forward cartwheel followed by 3 backflips and a corkscrew, and lands on bar stool next to the other 2.
The bartender and the 2 circus artists stare at him in astonishment, and the whole bar falls silent for a while.
Finally the bartender asks 'what in the blazes was YOUR job at the circus?'
The man says 'Oh, I never worked at the Circus, I just tripped over the doormat!'
Did I win, did I win?
Oh,
Nope!
Steve: Knock knock
Alex: Who's there
Steve: Interupting cow
Alex: Interupting cow wh-
Steve: Moo
Alex: Who's there
Steve: Interupting cow
Alex: Interupting cow wh-
Steve: Moo
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