Funniest Joke $10 Priz

[Latouth]

getting a girlfriend on minecraft

How is that a funny joke?
My gf plays mc ^_^

 

[Heraldry]

How is that a funny joke?
My gf plays mc ^_^

Then you're a virgin

 

[GalaxyHD]

Then you're a virgin

savage.

 

[Deep]

I was reading a book about anti-gravity...

I can't put it down.

 

[Zaza]

A girl is at a supermarket checkout an employee notices that she had got a loaf of bread, 2 eggs, and a litre of milk, he walks up to her and says 'Are you single', the women was shocked 'how did you know?'

'Coz ur ugly'

 

[Stuarrt]

UltimateElite's Server

Damnit I was gonna say that xD

 

[Icyyyy_]

Blonde, Red head, and brunette are talking to eachother...
Red head: aim going to be the first brunette on Mars!
Brunette: Cool! I'm going to be the first brunette to go to Mercury!
Blonde: Wow, im going to be the first blonde to go to the sun!
Red head & Brunette! You're joking? The sun will burn you instantly! You fool!
Blonde: Nah, I'll go at night! No big deal!
Red head and brunette: *Facepalm*
(Note: I did not mean to offend anyone! Everyone is amazing!)

 

[Icyyyy_]

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

I didn't hear about that? [DOUBLEPOST=1450400303,1450400267][/DOUBLEPOST]

Damnit I was gonna say that xD

Lmao

 

[CallMeVay]

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? A: "Dam".

If con is the opposite of pro, it must mean Congress is the opposite of progress?