Funniest thing your teacher has said

[Scroll32]

Hey MCM,

Thought I would just throw this out there because why not. Over your years of school, just post the funniest(or dumbest) thing you can think of that your teacher had said. One that I could think of is, "there is nothing like a little bit of Fascism on a Thursday morning".

 

[Zero]

"I hate children." ~ Elementary School Teacher
"I couldn't finish your exams, well I could have with cocaine, but that's a different story" ~ High School English Teacher
"Did you just say Two Girls One Cup?" ~ Also High School English Teacher

 

[Megumin]

I had a math teacher that made boys who had to use the restroom take a ruler as the hall-pass. Well, one of the students came back and was talking about how there was a student that was trying to open his stall door and my teacher said, "Did you tell them you weren't done measuring yet?"

 

[ChrisDZN]

Aight so I was in my last term of middle school and I got caught for vaping, so I got in trouble yknow the usual but when I got back to class for the rest of the day I was worried. My teacher made a dumb pun "You smokin now, yo mama Gon smoke yo ass if you keep that shit up". Sure enough I did get my ass smoked.

 

[CorruptedCode]

basically in junior high me and my friends were playing catch with the mayonnaise packets they gave us in the cafeteria we had like 3 and we rubber banded them together so they could throw better and basically we dropped it and someone stomped on it totally wasn't me anyways my world history teacher found the packets and put it on my desk in the morning after we got yelled at by the vice principal and put a piece of paper that said "what the halmann" it was the stupidest joke but the only one i remember being kind of funny lol (halmann is a mayonnaise brand)

 

[Matty]

Hey MCM,

Thought I would just throw this out there because why not. Over your years of school, just post the funniest(or dumbest) thing you can think of that your teacher had said. One that I could think of is, "there is nothing like a little bit of Fascism on a Thursday morning".

"You'll never become anything if you don't focus in my lesson" - Drama Teacher

 

[18TB]

My teacher said "Why don't you all just do drugs? It's safer than getting stabbed"

 

[benjamin2099]

"you're smart"