Gaben is love.

[Brazy]

Killing myself got boring so Im back.

• I was only nine years old.
• I loved Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas so much, I had it for the original PS2.
• I pray to Rockstar every night before bed, thanking them for the games I have been given.
• ''Rockstar is love'' I say, ''Rockstar is life.''
• My dad hears me and calls me a console peasant.
• I knew he was just jealous.
• I called him a PC master faget.
• He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep.
• I'm crying now and my face hurts.
• I lay in bed and it's really cold.
• A warmth is moving towards me.
• I feel something touch me.
• It's Gaben.
• I am so happy.
• He whispers in my ear, ''-70% Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.''
• He grabs my wallet with his powerful bribing hands and puts me on my hands and knees.
• I'm ready.
• I agreed with the Steam terms and conditions.
• He pilfered my wallet hole.
• It hurt so much, but I do it for -70% Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas.
• I can feel my wallet emptying as my eyes start to water.
• I want to please Gaben.
• He roars a mighty roar as he fills my inventory with his coupons.
• My dad walks in.
• Gaben looks him straight in the eyes and says, ''It was worth the weight.''
• Gaben rolls through my window.
• Gaben is love, Gaben is life.

 

[pramsing]

Wut?

 

[chucK_]

Hello, MC-M user(s),

• After reading Brazy 's story on how "Gaben is love, Gaben is life" you sell your trash copy of GTA 58 for $3.
• After receiving the $3, you invest into a Factory New AK-47 Elite Build, well overpriced.
• You join your favorite CS website, CSGO Lounge while drinking Vodka with the comrades.
• Ah you see, fnatic staff are playing EnvyUS staff, fnatic must be amazing because Olafmeister is your hero.
• You bet your newly acquired Factory New AK-47 Elite Build along with the 10 knives you have scammed over time.
• Turns out, EnvyUS staff wins and you lose all of your skins.
• After, you return to CS to see you still are not vac banned and proceed to play a match-making against some f***ing noobs.
• While wall hacking, you drop a 40k on some kids and your chat is filled with "HACKER, HACKER," but you only reply with "cyka blyat, f***ing noobs"
  
• While waiting for the drops, you kneel and pray to Gaben, "please Gaben, just one drop, just one."
• You get a Battle-Scarred Tec-9 Army Mesh, this is way better than those cruddy knives.
• You live a happy day drinking more vodka to celebrate.

Cyka Blyat,
Kenneth J.
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VanillaMC Owner

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