Give Away: Ranked Account & (Opti.) Cape Account

[gay1]

Two people were chosen, transactions are complete!

Two Prizes:
1. Account with VIP+ on Hypixel and Legend on Mineplex
2. Account with Optifine Cape

Kind of just need to get out of MC, lol.

All you have to do is, just say a stupid joke or pun. I'll pick two people and give these out maybe tonight. Go go go!

 

[Videogamer_1496]

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "why such a big steering wheel in your pants?" The pirate says, "it drives me nuts."

 

[OG]

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Spoiler: Answer

He's all right now.

 

[Renovix]

Three men walked into a bar.

You'd think the third one would have stopped.

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You need an ark?

I noah guy.

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I know this is cheesy, but I feel grate!

 

[Orphan]

Hellen Keller walks into a bar, and a chair, and a table.

 

[gay1]

Two people were chosen, their transactions are complete!

 

[OG]

Vouch for xThomas
Gave me the account, quick and easy transaction.