Giving away 5x Steam Keys

[Obsidiack]

Thread Title
Giving away 5x Steam Keys

Prize name
5x Steam Keys

Requirements and other relevant information
Hey everyone! I decided to give away some random steam keys. To enter, leave a random joke bellow, and the funniest ones will be given the keys. If you want you could also leave a positive reaction, just saying

End date
Feb 17, 2019

If award date is different from contest end date, please specify.
Feb 18, 2019

 

[Blood]

I totally understand how batteries feel because I’m rarely ever included in things either.

By the way, you can't add reactions to posts in Contests & Giveaways

 

[Shaff]

my avatar

 

[Code]

My life

 

[Dies]

This Site

 

[IPlayThings]

Fortnite is better than minecraft

 

[wendyOW]

people getting excited over 15 cents in steam keys

 

[Hagar]

What do only 4/5 people enjoy.

Gang Rape.

 

[ZeTimTamMan]

My wife came home shocked about me fucking our daughter, I don't know what she found more shocking, the fact i was fucking our daughter or that the abortion clinic let me keep the fetus.

 

[Wolverine]

My chicken is flying all over the place and I'm so flabbergasted that my father came in my room seeing me chop a chicken head off and eating it raw.

 

[Blastly]

Ok this is a joke:

Blastly wanted to win steam keys so he came here. He didn't win.

Ok that was the best joke ever it deserves a grammy

 

[Rolland]

Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick. (lips stick because Avon is a makeup company get it??)

 

[Eccat]

Hows many bits of a coin make a bitcoin?